Dave

Dave

@2Davez

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I'm better than dirt. Well...most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I...I can't compete with that stuff

Second Year Medical Student
Joined on June 28, 2011

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Dave
8 days ago

An idea I've had for a long time is a hip-hop based high yield USMLE Step 1 Board review source, so here goes nothing... /thread

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Happy Juneteenth y’all. If you didn’t know what it was well here you go. #ComedyMoney #DrunkHistory

Happy Juneteenth y’all. If you didn’t know what it was well here you go. #ComedyMoney #DrunkHistory

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Dave
2 days ago

I was texting my new landlord and wanted to say “Thank you for your help”, but I accidentally missed the letter L and thanks to autocorrect, I ended up saying “Thank you for your hepatitis”

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Dave
2 days ago

Quoted @BleacherReport

Kyrie has “essentially ghosted” the Celtics, per @AdamHimmelsbach Some in the organization have had “little, if any, communication with Irving in recent weeks”

Kyrie has “essentially ghosted” the Celtics, per @AdamHimmelsbach

Some in the organization have had “little, if any, communication with Irving in recent weeks”

One Boston exec is quoted as saying "It's like he fell off the edge of the earth or something."

Dave
3 days ago

Commented on the Instagram photo of a girl I knew when I was 14, that I haven’t spoken to since 2007 to tell her that her dad looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope she takes it well and remembers that we were friends during the Bush administration.

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Dave
3 days ago
Marc Gasol is shitfaced lmfao

Marc Gasol is shitfaced lmfao

Quoted @_SJPeace_

8-year-old Franklin of Guatemala reunited w/ his parents after being separated at the U.S. border His father is crying uncontrollably asking for forgiveness "I missed you" "I'm sorry forgive me. Forgive me..." Is it Happy father's day for their fathers too? Retweet 💔

8-year-old Franklin of Guatemala reunited w/ his parents after being separated at the U.S. border

His father is crying uncontrollably asking for forgiveness

"I missed you"
"I'm sorry forgive me. Forgive me..."

Is it Happy father's day for their fathers too?

Retweet 💔

How the fuck do we sleep at night?

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Dave
4 days ago

Called my dad today and inadvertently wished him a happy birthday instead of a happy father’s day, so my gift to him on the most important dad day of the year is confirming to him that his son is a dumbass.

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yc
4 days ago

Fellas, is it gay to love your father?

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Dave
4 days ago

The Omertà or Diplomatic Immunity flow that Drake does is impeccable. I could listen to just that for the rest of my life and be fine

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Dave
5 days ago

This dude must be coached by Serge Ibaka

Dave
6 days ago

Quoted @TheRealOJ32

Coming Soon!!!

Coming Soon!!!

Holy fucking shit, OJ is on Twitter lmfao

Dave
6 days ago

Quoted @antoniacere

I saw a man walking around my terminal playing a flute for 40min and was losing my mind because I thought it was André 3000. And then it WAS André 3000!!! 😍😍😍😭😭

I saw a man walking around my terminal playing a flute for 40min and was losing my mind because I thought it was André 3000. And then it WAS André 3000!!! 😍😍😍😭😭

Isn’t flying already terrible enough as it is? I don’t care if you’re one half of OutKast, no flutes at the airport.

Dave
6 days ago

Quoted @ByTimReynolds

Just a couple of happy dudes. ⁦@superfan_nav⁩ ⁦@chrisbosh

Just a couple of happy dudes. ⁦@superfan_nav⁩ ⁦@chrisbosh

Nav is stunting on everyone with that watch. I know he didn’t really wanna pat Bosh on the arm like that, he just wanted to get the Rollie in the shot. I SEE YOU, NAV BHATIA!!

Dave
6 days ago

Quoted @TreyRodriguezNY

A thread regarding David Ortiz: Ladies and gentlemen, I have hearsay regarding the David Ortiz shooting. I’ve spoken to various diplomats and members of the government. Please be mindful that I don’t know how much of it is true. Fasten your seatbelts. This is about to get WILD.

Whew lad...

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Dave
6 days ago

If I’m Drake, I’m reigniting the Pusha beef on one of these tracks. He already got his kid exposed, so like, what else you got to lose?

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Dave
6 days ago

Bro, wtf? @Drake

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Dave
6 days ago

Quoted @MelissaSuzanne

Attn “Science Feedback”: CDC list of contraindications includes encephalopathy. #CDC #facts

Attn “Science Feedback”: CDC list of contraindications includes encephalopathy. #CDC #facts

What’s crazy to me is that anti-vaxxers like this lady will cite the CDC when they wanna point out an adverse effect of vaccines, but then completely disregard the fact that the CDC one million percent wants everybody to get vaccinated on schedule.

My hands get substantially more sleep than I do

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ok but you still can't deny Steph's influence on the game -- no way Danny Green throws that pass into the stands without Steph laying out the blueprint

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RT IF YOUR TEAM WON THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION CHAMPIONSHIP

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