50 Nerds of Grey

50 Nerds of Grey

@50NerdsofGrey

Followers298.1K
Following1.5K

Erotic tales to turn you off and on again.

Joined on June 05, 2012
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @50NerdsofGrey and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

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Average replies
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Average retweets
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Average likes
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20. globally and in category Fun

61. in category Fun

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

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We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us have rung for an Uber.

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Colouring books are a great way to relax - give a few to your kids, then you can watch your computer porn in peace.

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Accidentally spilled a little red wine on your white carpet? Don’t panic, just spill the rest of the bottle and voila - you’ve got a red carpet!

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It’s important to tell everyone you’re a Vegan - it’ll help spread the word and no one will suspect you spend your weekends lying in a bath filled with bacon and kebabs.

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Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art of making your life better with small changes to your home - try adding a 65 inch plasma TV or leaving the toilet seat up.

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If your home is full of clutter, don’t let it have a negative impact on your emotional state - take control and ignore it.

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Sorry, Donald . . .
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Sorry, Donald . . .

REVEALED: How Donald Trump, Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin spent their schooldays together . . .
(by @PaulRigbywrites)

REVEALED: How Donald Trump, Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin spent their schooldays together . . . (by @PaulRigbywrites)

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Quoted @PaulRigbywrites

Here are the cover and first three pages of my latest book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ I’m currently looking for a publisher (UK/US) - if you’re interested, please tweet me directly, Cheers!

Here are the cover and first three pages of my latest book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’
I’m currently looking for a publisher (UK/US) - if you’re interested, please tweet me directly,
Cheers!

This book #CouldDefeatTrump!

“I’m a Hufflepuff,” he said excitedly. “What are you?” “I’m a grown-up,” she replied, deleting her Tinder app.

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‘Make me suffer!’ she begged, ‘Be as cruel and sadistic as you like!’ ‘OK,’ he said calmly. ‘Facebook and Instagram are down . . .’ #FacebookDown #InstagramDown

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She knew it was wrong. She knew it was dangerous. But she took a deep breath, bit her lip and downloaded the latest iOS update anyway . . .

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His girlfriend was like the square root of minus one. Mysterious, sought after by millions . . . and imaginary.

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If she didn't respond to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time . . . Control, alt and delete.

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Robots are red, Mutants are blue, Tribbles are sweet, So is R2-D2. #ValentinesDay

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'Come on!' she begged, lying naked before him. 'Do something wild!' 'OK,' he said, and closed his laptop without shutting it down first . .

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“I’m your dirty keyboard,” she said, lying naked across his desk. “Do what you want with me!” “OK,” he said, and rubbed her all over with an antibacterial wipe.

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Their eyes met across a crowded room. Then they looked away awkwardly and left because they didn’t like crowds.

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She ran her fingers through his hair and slowly removed his glasses. He placed his hands around her waist and pulled her so close that their faces were almost touching. He was really short-sighted.

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'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

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