Abhishek Upmanyu

Abhishek Upmanyu

@AbhiUpmanyu

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Comedian, trying my best to not be active here. For bookings, mail to upmanyuvishakha@gmail.com

Mumbai, Maharashtra
Joined on March 19, 2014
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"Dowry is wrong" MRA: What about girls wanting rich husbands Hmm... okay then take dowry kya karein...

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If you really want to know how good your photo is, post it on fb instead of insta.

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Did I respond to this correctly?

Did I respond to this correctly?

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We. Don’t. Deserve. Dogs.

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#Watch | Father-Son duo beat up traffic cop for stopping them in a no entry lane in Tardeo area, case registered 

@RoadsOfMumbai @RidlrMUM @MumbaiPolice @mumbaitraffic #mumbaitrafficpolice

#Watch | Father-Son duo beat up traffic cop for stopping them in a no entry lane in Tardeo area, case registered @RoadsOfMumbai @RidlrMUM @MumbaiPolice @mumbaitraffic #mumbaitrafficpolice

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Quoted @AbhiUpmanyu

Skipped office for holding hands. https://twitter.com/karllscott/status/1115779261846044672 …

Skipped sex to avoid shaving legs.

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Quoted @AbhiUpmanyu

Skipped office for holding hands. https://twitter.com/karllscott/status/1115779261846044672 …

Skipped a date to avoid taking bath

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Quoted @karllscott

At some point we all skipped school to go have sex

At some point we all skipped school to go have sex

Skipped office for holding hands.

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Kate Bouman found the black hole. That’s KATE BOUMAN. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Kate Bouman found the black hole. That’s KATE BOUMAN. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Apna time ayega; tu nanga hi to aaya hai, ganja hokar jayega

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New @TheOverthinkPod is out!!!! I got the very funny Adhiraj Singh to overthink throwing parties, coasters, paper cups & other party essentials and taking care of DRUNK PEOPLE! Cheggit:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/41nW7KSVx4kaMUzUtExP4y?si=SGvD5RKTSUGBiKwx2MEHZg …

New @TheOverthinkPod is out!!!! I got the very funny Adhiraj Singh to overthink throwing parties, coasters, paper cups & other party essentials and taking care of DRUNK PEOPLE! Cheggit: https://open.spotify.com/episode/41nW7KSVx4kaMUzUtExP4y?si=SGvD5RKTSUGBiKwx2MEHZg …

“Our Planet” on Netflix is beautiful. A must watch. Such amazing shots. Also, you get to hear David Attenborough say”boobies”.

“Our Planet” on Netflix is beautiful. A must watch. Such amazing shots. Also, you get to hear David Attenborough say”boobies”.

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whenever I feel like I’m about to do something immature I wrap a shawl around myself and then any action is immediately mature

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Why is the media not talking about the rape and murder of a 9-year-old girl in Juhu, Mumbai? The accused has a history of raping girls & was in jail for a while. There have been marches since two days in Juhu & SV road is closed today for the same.

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Me ignoring my text messages

Me ignoring my text messages

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These six babies need a home urgently. One girl and five boys. Call or text +91 98205 97714 #mumbai #adoption #CatsOfTwitter

These six babies need a home urgently. One girl and five boys. Call or text +91 98205 97714 #mumbai #adoption #CatsOfTwitter

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Quoted @MautKaPashinda

MONDAY NIGHT @leapingwindows Versova, Andheri West @AishwaryaMrj does her very first one hour trial show! Tickets still available for only Rs 200. Buy now - https://insider.in/grin-revolution-im-a-nice-person-w-aishwarya-mohanraj-apr8-2019/event … via @insiderdotin

MONDAY NIGHT
@leapingwindows
Versova, Andheri West

@AishwaryaMrj does her very first one hour trial show!

Tickets still available for only Rs 200. Buy now - https://insider.in/grin-revolution-im-a-nice-person-w-aishwarya-mohanraj-apr8-2019/event … via @insiderdotin

GUYS I'M DOING MY 1ST 1 HOUR. Trying some new stuff. Pls consider this as a personal invitation and book tickets

Do I know anyone (who knows anyone) who works at Audible, India? @Audible_ind All leads are good leads, thank you!

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Here is my first stand-up video. It's out there.. Special thanks to UP, Texas and BJP.

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Agle shanivaar (13th April), @AisiTaisiDemo ka first ever show in Indore. Aaiye!

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