Mrs. Betty Bowers

Mrs. Betty Bowers

@BettyBowers

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Joined on June 12, 2009
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To any who quibble that someone who might run against Trump isn’t “likable enough” or “able to please me 100% in every way” — I wear my “Absolutely Anyone Else in 2020” shirt/button proudly, and as an urgent reminder of what’s most important.

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To any who quibble that someone who might run against Trump isn’t “likable enough” or “able to please me 100% in every way” — I wear my “Absolutely Anyone Else in 2020” shirt/button proudly, and as an urgent reminder of what’s most important. https://www.cafepress.com/bettybowers/15394664 …

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Less is Stephen Moore.

Less is Stephen Moore.

You don't get to mock people for being politically correct “snowflakes” needing “safe spaces” when you get triggered by the microaggression of a cheerful “Happy Holiday!”

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For all their mocking of PC Culture, nobody polices word use like the right.

But shrill demands for Christian/Muslim adjectives for victims/terrorists only happen when they appear in that order.

It's not about accuracy. It's about promoting one faith at the expense of the other

For all their mocking of PC Culture, nobody polices word use like the right. But shrill demands for Christian/Muslim adjectives for victims/terrorists only happen when they appear in that order. It's not about accuracy. It's about promoting one faith at the expense of the other

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Quoted @hemantmehta

Franklin Graham Cites Death-to-Gays Bible Verse in Post About Pete Buttigieg http://dlvr.it/R3Bb2S 

Franklin Graham Cites Death-to-Gays Bible Verse in Post About Pete Buttigieg http://dlvr.it/R3Bb2S 

Franklin Graham doesn't get to throw “don't lie with men” in Buttigieg's face until he's thrown these in Trump's face: Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not covet. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not lie. Because those 4 actually made the cut for the 10 Commandments.

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My favorite Easter tradition:

My favorite Easter tradition:

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Easter: The celebration of an actual event that happened on a specific day in history. That specific day was March 22. Or any day after that until April 25, depending on the first full moon of Spring, as determined by the astronomically savvy Roman Catholic Church.

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Evangelicals like to say, “Love the sinner; hate the sin.”

But with all their judging, praying in public, divorcing, retaliation, greed, not giving to the poor, and not healing the sick, they should be saying: “Love the Jesus; hate His words.”

Evangelicals like to say, “Love the sinner; hate the sin.” But with all their judging, praying in public, divorcing, retaliation, greed, not giving to the poor, and not healing the sick, they should be saying: “Love the Jesus; hate His words.”

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I have now watched enough @BBC nature shows on @Netflix that whenever I see animals in the wild eating and minding their own business, I can guess within two seconds when David Attenborough will voice-over: “But they are not alone.”

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I hope Mayor Pete responds to Franklin "Death to Gays" Graham in one of the seven non-English languages he speaks (Norwegian, Spanish, Italian, Maltese, Arabic, Dari, or French). I live for the hilarious reaction when simple @Franklin_Graham thinks Pete's speaking in tongues.

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FLASHBACK:

Klobuchar: "A president persuading a person to commit perjury would be obstruction. Is that right?"
Barr: "Yes."

Klobuchar: "You also said that a president — or any person — convincing a witness to change testimony would be obstruction. Is that right?"
Barr: "Yes."

FLASHBACK: Klobuchar: "A president persuading a person to commit perjury would be obstruction. Is that right?" Barr: "Yes." Klobuchar: "You also said that a president — or any person — convincing a witness to change testimony would be obstruction. Is that right?" Barr: "Yes."

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DONALD: “Pssst. Got any Addys?” 

RUSH: “No. Got any Oxys?”

DONALD: “No. How's that cyst on your ass that kept you out of Vietnam?”

RUSH: “LOL! Same as those bone spurs that kept you out!”

DONALD: “Whatcha gonna lie about tomorrow?”

RUSH: “Whatever you lie about today.”

DONALD: “Pssst. Got any Addys?” RUSH: “No. Got any Oxys?” DONALD: “No. How's that cyst on your ass that kept you out of Vietnam?” RUSH: “LOL! Same as those bone spurs that kept you out!” DONALD: “Whatcha gonna lie about tomorrow?” RUSH: “Whatever you lie about today.”

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OMG. I believe I just found the “Official Beverage of Hell®” at the grocery store. It's Bud Light with tomato juice, MSG, and  . . .  wait for it . . . CLAM JUICE!  

If that doesn't make sinners think twice, nothing will.

OMG. I believe I just found the “Official Beverage of Hell®” at the grocery store. It's Bud Light with tomato juice, MSG, and . . . wait for it . . . CLAM JUICE! If that doesn't make sinners think twice, nothing will.

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Quoted @hemantmehta

Franklin Graham Cites Death-to-Gays Bible Verse in Post About Pete Buttigieg http://dlvr.it/R3Bb2S 

Franklin Graham Cites Death-to-Gays Bible Verse in Post About Pete Buttigieg http://dlvr.it/R3Bb2S 

Franklin Graham doesn't get to throw “don't lie with men” in Buttigieg's face until he's thrown these in Trump's face: Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not covet. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not lie. Because those 4 actually made the cut for the 10 Commandments.

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Quoted @ggreenwald

The media has only 2 or 3 more hours to rage against Bill Barr for the complete collapse of everything they did for the last 2+ years. Then we'll have the Mueller Report that will say what we all know it will say and then they'll have to either accept that or target Mueller.

This is why I never turn to Glenn for advice on next season's “must have” accessory.

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“I’m frustrated by the [Mueller] report because in some ways I’d love to have a trial and prove that it’s not true.” -– Rudy Giuliani, 4/19/19 For the love of God, someone call this lying clown's bluff.

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Lawyers tell shady clients to say “I don't recall” instead of yes/no so they can avoid perjury while stonewalling. 

Trump responded to Mueller's written questions with “I don't recall” at least 37 times.

Lawyers tell shady clients to say “I don't recall” instead of yes/no so they can avoid perjury while stonewalling. Trump responded to Mueller's written questions with “I don't recall” at least 37 times.

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Hark, Mike Huckabee! Your Family Bible Study for Today is:

“A false witness shall not go unpunished.” Proverbs 19:5

Hark, Mike Huckabee! Your Family Bible Study for Today is: “A false witness shall not go unpunished.” Proverbs 19:5

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Quoted @WhiteHouse

"President Trump is doing his job," @VP writes. "Now it’s time for Congress to do its job and close the loopholes." http://45.wh.gov/RPbybu 

FUN FACT: @VP also regards saying to yourself. “Well gosh, Jesus must have been being sarcastic when He said all this nonsense about welcoming strangers” as “closing the loopholes” too.

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Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) shades Donald Trump by quipping that the Mueller Report is an “unflattering portrait.” 

A note to @SenatorCollins::

Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) shades Donald Trump by quipping that the Mueller Report is an “unflattering portrait.” A note to @SenatorCollins::

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For those of you who don't know me, I only say "Values Voters" in a loving, yet derisive, manner. I only ever mock -- or viciously gossip -- out of Christian concern.

For those of you who don't know me, I only say "Values Voters" in a loving, yet derisive, manner. I only ever mock -- or viciously gossip -- out of Christian concern.

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