We looked inside some of the tweets by @BlastoiseDale and here's what we found interesting.
Inside 100 Tweets
It’s actually a series of strokes you insensitive lil fuc- https://twitter.com/BlastoiseDale/status/1124308487549460480 …
"Heh. Stroke your dick, my dick, his his and his dick."
What? It’s a medical condition. Show some respect. https://twitter.com/BlastoiseDale/status/1124307905732333568 …
"It's called 'TysinNeedsDickitis' or some shit no doubt."
//SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! https://twitter.com/BlastoiseDale/status/1124306775275069440 …
|| Pfffft. If they didn't hear my loud ass voice first time round shame on them.
"Wouldn't be against eating that fat ass, before filling it with a fat turtle dick." https://twitter.com/Bigbirdbiggcock/status/1123733860896923649 …
“ʏᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ɢᴜʏs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴏ ʏᴀ?” ————————————————— 🌊 (ɴ)sғᴡ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏs 🌊 ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ 🌊 ᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪʟᴇ 🌊 ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ 🌊 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ɪɴ ʙɪᴏ ————————————————— ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ
"Being an older guy myself, it's nice to have a real man around!"
A huff. His smothering becomes snuggling. "C'mon big guy, at least think of some cuddly foreplay first." https://twitter.com/BlastoiseDale/status/1124020070328492037 …
"Oh come on, you know I'm a tease. I enjoy cuddles as much as the next guy.." The turtle stroked the back of his head, enjoying the warmth of their embrace.
"M-Maybe y'have... Who cares!? I won't suck you off, still..." Well, the jury's still out on that one. https://twitter.com/BlastoiseDale/status/1124018841795874817 …
He would if Dale pushed him to his knees and stuffed his face deep in his crotch. But he was enjoying this for the time being. "Until I want ya to that is. Then you don't really have a say in the matter."