COUSIN MAGGIE, NOT BRIDGET

Verified Nobody. Voice of the Exhausted Majority. Footsoldier of the Patriarchy. Thot Leader. Bootlicker. Forrest Gump of the Culture War. Find another hero.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined on July 23, 2008

Statistics

We looked inside some of the tweets by @BridgetPhetasy and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
a few seconds
Average replies
26
Average retweets
15
Average likes
195
Tweets with photos
10 / 100
Tweets with videos
10 / 100
Tweets with links
0 / 100

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IT'S HAPPENING. I'M GIVING UP TWITTER FOR LENT. Where To Find Me While I'm Off Twitter

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It’s your favorite time of week! Bridget and @lizzywol call bullshit on the line “it’s not my job to educate you,” explain how college loans are a form of indentured servitude, and coin the term “weaponized fragility.”

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I've been getting these all week.

I've been getting these all week.

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Just a little taste of how Bridget's doing...

Just a little taste of how Bridget's doing...

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Undoubtedly @mattjpfmcdonald's finest Photoshop job and perhaps @BridgetPhetasy's finest piece.

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If you only read one more “don’t go to college” piece, make it @BridgetPhetasy:

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Quoted @SpectatorUSA

"For most of you, college will be a four-year exercise in binge drinking, procrastinating and chaining yourself to the Dean’s office in protest of a guest speaker who offends your delicate sensibilities," writes @BridgetPhetasy https://spectator.us/stop-wasting-money-college/ …

Please follow @spectatorusa

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The truth is that @BridgetPhetasy is off Twitter because she was preparing for her big valedictorian speech. Now you can finally read it here. Congrats, Dr. Phetasy!

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A very important message for the Class of 2019:

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This one’s hilarious. Find out why @wolfiecomedy rejects the term “influencer” and Bridget’s hope that she’ll live long enough to see the first sex robot kill a human.

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Bridget is keeping a journal about her withdrawal symptoms. It's hilarious. Diary of a Twitter Junkie - Day 1

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I changed Bridget's password. She's not doing well.

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This is Bridget’s cousin, Maggie tweeting for her. She wants you to know that one day off Twitter feels like a week and those of you saying “shortest Lent ever” are morons with bad reading comprehension.

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This week’s #WalkInsWelcome will motivate and inspire you. Bridget has Sydney Benner, creator of a new fitness program, FLIGHT!, to talk the grind of personal training in LA, finding balance in imbalance and the preciousness of life.

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Okay Twitter...I'm off...

Okay Twitter...I'm off...

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New for $5 Patrons--I'll be releasing the #WalkInsWelcome Weekly Check-In early because people just can't get enough of Cousin Maggie.

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Congratulations to all of the self-made trust fund babies out there.

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New for $5 Patrons--I'll be releasing the #WalkInsWelcome Weekly Check-In early because people just can't get enough of Cousin Maggie.

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Quoted @KassyDillon

Jack just said that porn doesn’t violate Twitter rules on @joerogan’s show.

Thank God.

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Quoted @BridgetPhetasy

IT'S HAPPENING. I'M GIVING UP TWITTER FOR LENT. Where To Find Me While I'm Off Twitter https://www.patreon.com/posts/where-to-find-me-25163558?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=postshare …

When Bridget gets back from Lent, she better fucking have 100k followers or I will be very disappointed in you.

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