Chris in Beaumont

Chris in Beaumont

@CVE_Pembina

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I'm a proud Canadian, husband, and father of two great children.

Joined on July 24, 2012
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @CVE_Pembina and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
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Average replies
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Average retweets
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Of course Duke won. There’s absolutely no excuse for a team not winning when it has two of the best players in the league.

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Someone on Instagram asked to buy nudes from me, and I was so offended. I’ll say it loud, and I’ll say it proud: I only send nudes for FREE to men who have TRICKED ME into thinking we have an emotional CONNECTION

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Tickets for the Oilers/MacEwan rookie game in Edmonton are 28.25 each. Meanwhile, tickets for the Oilers/Flames rookie game on Sunday afternoon at the Saddledome are 5 bucks. You wonder why people get frustrated with the Oilers organization, there's exhibit A.

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The Mediterranean...

The Mediterranean...

Remains of the seafood I found in my Linguini tonight... How are the French people so thin? #FruitsDeMere

Remains of the seafood I found in my Linguini tonight... How are the French people so thin? #FruitsDeMere

Euro Trip.

Euro Trip.

We are in White Rock British Columbia having dinner- 110 cars of oil passing by 50 ft from us and 100 feet from the Pacific. Don't build a pipeline though.

We are in White Rock British Columbia having dinner- 110 cars of oil passing by 50 ft from us and 100 feet from the Pacific. Don't build a pipeline though.

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Now this is a good old fashioned curbstomping

Now this is a good old fashioned curbstomping

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Imagine being so powerful you could make one phone call and (BAM!) you’ve reunited thousands of scared, confused little kids with mommies and daddies who miss them. Now imagine how sick and broken and empty you’d have to be inside to choose not to make that call.

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Quoted @ErickFernandez

Stop what you’re doing and watch how Fox News covered Obama’s comments saying he would be willing to meet with North Korea on the campaign trail in ‘08 with how they covered Trump. Fox. News. Is. State. TV.

Stop what you’re doing and watch how Fox News covered Obama’s comments saying he would be willing to meet with North Korea on the campaign trail in ‘08 with how they covered Trump.

Fox. News. Is. State. TV.

WOOF WOOF WOOF

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Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today, Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view! Love, The Jays bullpen!

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My daughter is looking for a summer job. She’s a millennial so she’s hoping to find part-time work as a CEO.

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Get you a man who looks at you the way @Jpuljujarvi looks at everything.

Get you a man who looks at you the way @Jpuljujarvi looks at everything.

Am I perfect? No. But am I doing the best I can? Also no.

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French supermarkets are now banned from throwing out unsold food. Edible food has to be donated to charity.
Retweet if you think we should do the same.

French supermarkets are now banned from throwing out unsold food. Edible food has to be donated to charity. Retweet if you think we should do the same.

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Cool Guy: I’m against new pipelines being built. Me: Why? Cool Guy: Old pipelines sometimes leak. Me: Cool Guy: *Smiles. Proud of winning the argument... and pretty sure his locally sourced organic food was delivered to the farmers market on a bicycle...*

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[getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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Good freaking God

Guest on Fox Business' Lou Dobbs just criticized the Parkland kids for acting "as if they are bulletproof"

Good freaking God Guest on Fox Business' Lou Dobbs just criticized the Parkland kids for acting "as if they are bulletproof"

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