Capn Morsel

Capn Morsel

@Capntastic

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I love to laugh and joke around!! av by @spellbang

Joined on December 29, 2010

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @Capntastic and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
2 months
Average replies
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Average retweets
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Average likes
30
Tweets with photos
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Tweets with videos
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Everyone's a critic and everything's a roguelike

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My targeted ads get better and better

My targeted ads get better and better

They call them lemurs so where the heck are all the fire TikToks where they lem?

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all my haters losing their shit over my good Content and i'm just here living in the ground rent-free

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Gamify father’s day on social media and attain the Crown

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What do elves think about plastic?

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If I were a cyberpunk I would easily solve all of the systemic issues flowing from the hyperneoliberalism infecting every aspect of existence using the approved tools that same hyperneoliberalism allows me to pay for

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Bubble gum costs a quarter, usually stale, mostly bad for your teeth, nasty ass stink flavors

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Chewing gum comes in like packs for a dollar or two, many flavors to choose from, sugar free and ADA approved usually.

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Chewing gum is so much better than bubble gum.

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From now on, please refer to colors, costumes, and skins in games that are purchasable with real money as "costmetics" thank you

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It’s been a month since I put my new computer together and I’m back to normal because I no longer remember any of the stuff I put in it. Thank you for standing by me during this stressful time.

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What does God need with an envelope full of Camel Cash?

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Is 2019 The Year For the Skull Caliper Emoji?

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What brand of cigarette is the most “Cyberpunk”?

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I want to spend one hundred days paddling across a still ocean with the Sun always hidden behind a single unmoving cloud.

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Classic barber experience with all of the thoracic x-rays up on the wall and you can point at the one you want.

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Someone loved one of my Ello posts

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In the Flintstones setting the only way they can make tea is to communally stuff a benevolent whale’s mouth with tea and fill its blowhole with boiling water to filter it out through its baleen into the quarry. It’s a livin’!

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