We looked inside some of the tweets by @Eitanthegoalie and here's what we found interesting.
Inside 100 Tweets
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Adam Levine's body looks like the vision board of a bro who owns a vape shop.
Last night, @Eitanthegoalie and I lip-synched for our fuckin LIVES at Gayme Show. Thank you @MattRogersTho and @davemizzoni for having us on the most fun show and thanks to @taylor_ortega and @zzdoublezz for your eternal guidance. #DrinkAndDrive 🎥: @Milbermann
This was the night of my damn life. @mynameisntdave is the queen of the straights and a title has never been more deserved. @davemizzoni and @MattRogersTho are dream-makers. I got to lip sync for my life. I died but also never felt more alive.
We’ve talked about you in the group chat.
This is tonight! I am back in NYC for literally hours! I must be present for the crowning if the new Queen of the Straights! TIX: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gayme-show-tickets-53036903807 …
What if the one finding in the Mueller Report was just that Covfefe isnt a real word?
Nail-biter between Liberty and Miss. State rn! All tied up at Niceeee to Niceeeeee! #MarchMadness
Men: Spank Bank Ladies: Her Majesty's Library
Jezebel is trash. That Lauren Duca article did not need to be written. This article is a stretch and they know it. @Jezebel just writing takedown pieces for the sake of writing takedown pieces now?
FYI: There is a professional cricket team named the Mumbai Indians and it's not offensive because they're actually Indians. Also, When I get mega wealthy I'm buying a sports team in Jerusalem and naming them "The Israel Big Ol' Jews."
🎶 Nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Hey hey hey— **record scratch** —HELLO?!🎶 This summer, Kevin James is “The Walmart Greeter”
If CNN werent cowards they would call her by her REAL name: Alexandria Ocasio-Hussein-Cortez
Purim is a solutions-focused Jewish holiday.
*Winter in New York* I don't know if I have crippling anxiety or if I'm just very cold.
Today I announced that I'm running a comedy festival out of my living room! Apartment Fest is happening April 10th-13th! SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN NOW! COMEDIANS, APPLY! (yes this is a real thing) Details and submission link: https://goo.gl/forms/g624cULhHLk5OdZd2 …
Tony Soprano is about to personally end the MAGA movement. Mark my words. White Supremacy is about to get Bada Bing'd.
What's fun about New York is that I frequently walk by dogs wearing nicer clothes than I have.
Happy Irish Purim, everybody! #StPatricksDay
Dance like nobody is watching. Sing like nobody is listening. Laugh like you're on a podcast.