Bordan Jellus

Bordan Jellus

@FartsDotGov

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100 year old turtle with no ninja skills :(

Fort Fuckin Lauderdale, Florida
Joined on January 22, 2017

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @FartsDotGov and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
2 days
Average replies
156
Average retweets
1850
Average likes
7398
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sry for this

sry for this

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chan
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i know i've caused the death of many brain cells out there but a few more can't hurt right

i know i've caused the death of many brain cells out there but a few more can't hurt right

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ABC News
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MORE: House Democrats are conducting a marathon reading of redacted Mueller report. Watch it live:

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Instead of pardoning billionaires I’d pardon non-violent marijuana and opiate offenders.

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House Democrats read the entire redacted Mueller report out loud in the U.S. Capitol. 

"The American people need to hear from the report itself. Summaries won't do." https://abcn.ws/2VItqbK 

House Democrats read the entire redacted Mueller report out loud in the U.S. Capitol. "The American people need to hear from the report itself. Summaries won't do." https://abcn.ws/2VItqbK 

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10 million square miles of land that were above water 21,000 years ago are underwater today. Think about it. Until those submerged continental shelves are investigated all around the world we cannot possibly know the whole truth about our prehistory:

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We are polling at 3%, have raised over $3 million, and only a small percentage of people have heard of us. As more people find out about this campaign and the trickle-up economy there will be no stopping us. We can go all the way.

We are polling at 3%, have raised over $3 million, and only a small percentage of people have heard of us. As more people find out about this campaign and the trickle-up economy there will be no stopping us. We can go all the way.

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Tell him..

Tell him..

The Cryptobranchidae, or giant salamander, they are the largest living amphibians known today.

The Cryptobranchidae, or giant salamander, they are the largest living amphibians known today.

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Past mismanagement and inefficiencies do not mean we do not have the resources. Our economy is up to a record 20 trillion dollars, up 5 trillion in the last 12 years. We can easily afford a dividend that will strengthen our people, create and recognize work and move us forward.

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Quoted @iammcjin

Drew #YangGang that’s who I hooked up wit’! @AndrewYang #2020Election

Drew #YangGang that’s who I hooked up wit’! @AndrewYang #2020Election

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I’m sick and tired of hearing Republicans say they want to get the government off the backs of the American people unless it is women who want to control their own bodies.

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Quoted @universal_sci

Zooming out of the sharpest ever view of the Andromeda Galaxy, showing more than 100 million stars! (Credit - NASA, ESA)

Zooming out of the sharpest ever view of the Andromeda Galaxy, showing more than 100 million stars! 

(Credit - NASA, ESA)

1 way ticket please.

#YangGang - I am sorry I cannot be there in person. I have information vital to the progress of our country. We need your help. We're looking for $20 to help spread the word about the campaign. Help us Yang Gang. You're our only hope. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

http://Yang2020.com/donate 

#YangGang - I am sorry I cannot be there in person. I have information vital to the progress of our country. We need your help. We're looking for $20 to help spread the word about the campaign. Help us Yang Gang. You're our only hope. #MayThe4thBeWithYou http://Yang2020.com/donate 

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Quoted @chanbanhi

a real inspiration

Joe not so Cool 😎

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Cant wait for all the sexy Gypsy Rose costumes this #halloween #TheAct #GypsyRose #costumeideas

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