Guy Portman

Guy Portman

@GuyPortman

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Author, cynical social observer and sardonic humorist with introverted tendencies. Interested in reading, blogging and writing.

England
Joined on December 21, 2011

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I am excited to announce that 'Tomorrow's World: Darkly Humorous Tales From The Future' is now available as an eBook and paperback. A big thank you to @Jenny_Lite_ @garethcmckay @kindred_max @HomeInDouai @manisbookcorner @RDRonaldauthor 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41732207-tomorrow-s-world … #NewBook #satire

I am excited to announce that 'Tomorrow's World: Darkly Humorous Tales From The Future' is now available as an eBook and paperback. A big thank you to @Jenny_Lite_ @garethcmckay @kindred_max @HomeInDouai @manisbookcorner @RDRonaldauthor https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41732207-tomorrow-s-world … #NewBook #satire

It's beer o'clock. #Beer #Moretti

It's beer o'clock. #Beer #Moretti

What a glorious afternoon. #Fens #Stowbridge

What a glorious afternoon. #Fens #Stowbridge

Dessert time.

Dessert time.

It’s beer o’clock. 🍺#Beer #Relief

It’s beer o’clock. 🍺#Beer #Relief

I’m going down the chocolate eclair route today. #MondayMotivation

I’m going down the chocolate eclair route today. #MondayMotivation

Somebody’s getting good at catching Quavers.

Somebody’s getting good at catching Quavers.

Today's snacks.

Today's snacks.

Here is my latest blog post - Random Ramblings, Pick & Mixes and Grass

http://guyportman.com/2019/05/03/random-ramblings-black-comedy-grass/ … Have a good weekend.

Here is my latest blog post - Random Ramblings, Pick & Mixes and Grass http://guyportman.com/2019/05/03/random-ramblings-black-comedy-grass/ … Have a good weekend.

12 Hilarious One Star Book Reviews

http://guyportman.com/2019/04/26/12-hilarious-one-star-book-reviews/ …

The Iliad by Homer – ‘You may have seen the movie Troy with Brad Pitt as Achilles, but it is quite different ...'

12 Hilarious One Star Book Reviews http://guyportman.com/2019/04/26/12-hilarious-one-star-book-reviews/ … The Iliad by Homer – ‘You may have seen the movie Troy with Brad Pitt as Achilles, but it is quite different ...'

There was a time when I didn’t eat chocolate during Lent. Now it’s all I eat. #Easter #chocolate

There was a time when I didn’t eat chocolate during Lent. Now it’s all I eat. #Easter #chocolate

Bunney number 2 is about to bite the dust, and Easter’s still a week away.

Bunney number 2 is about to bite the dust, and Easter’s still a week away.

What a morning. Cold but sunny. #WestSussex

What a morning. Cold but sunny. #WestSussex

It was supposed to be for my nephew for Easter, but I couldn't resist ... #ChocolateTemptation

It was supposed to be for my nephew for Easter, but I couldn't resist ... #ChocolateTemptation

A telephone box library - what a great idea. People leave books for others to take home and read. #Library #Books #TelephoneBoxes

A telephone box library - what a great idea. People leave books for others to take home and read. #Library #Books #TelephoneBoxes

Having lunch at Five Guys - Yummy. #Lunch #FiveGuys

Having lunch at Five Guys - Yummy. #Lunch #FiveGuys

Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage. -- William S. Burroughs

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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing. -- William S. Burroughs

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Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels? – Chuck Palahniuk

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To hold a pen is to be at war. – Voltaire

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