Joshua Torrey

Joshua Torrey

@JoshuaTorrey

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reformed. pittsburgh hockey and football. patron saint of empty beer bottles.

Austin, TX
Joined on August 28, 2012

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Inside 100 Tweets

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“No doing a rabbi or two were also arrested.” Dang social justice warriors.

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Let’s talk about Fyedka’s smooth moves. He drops a book into her hands and asks her to share her feelings and thoughts about it. Men take note.

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Already watching again. “Look at her eyes, so hopeful.” When boys become dads that one hits.

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i thought i share at how my dad reacted to finding out my sister is pregnant, best father’s day gift ever

i thought i share at how my dad reacted to finding out my sister is pregnant, best father’s day gift ever

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eating Oreos for the only time this year. Thinking about you heretics.

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Cat buried. New Washer and dryer put in. No progress on the AC. Moved on to beer. Exhausted.

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Annnnnd I’m going to be helping a neighbor and church member bury their cat. I’m very happy to help. But I want you guys to know that I’m not even making this up.

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My attic is hot. I’m already drinking whiskey. We missed church today. But I did play a little Street Fighter with the kids. Oh and still haven’t figured out the AC unit yet. If anyone is familiar with Carrier unit code 24 for shortages on secondary voltage let me know.

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Dog did a number on our external AC wiring. Unit went out and we had to spend the evening at my parents’ house. HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD. YOU GET TO HELP ME FIX MY AC AND GET RID ON MY DOG.

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Quoted @ToddHarding_17

Another sick perverted example of so many in the SBC that are good at faking the funk and somehow get away with it for years. Baptist pastor accused of molesting teenage relative https://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Police-Former-baptist-pastor-accused-of-14000260.php?utm_campaign=CMS%20Sharing%20Tools%20(Mobile)&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral … via @houstonchron

Instead of castigating those who want social justice or claiming that abortion is the greatest sin ever or spewing nonsense about Beth Moore here's a novel idea for SBC, stop these predators from harming BABIES!!!!!

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Me at 9 years old:

Me at 9 years old:

FINALLY got to visit @hitmakerbrewing. Good beer. Great prices. Super excited to have these guys essentially in my backyard.

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Quoted @GregAbbott_TX

I just signed a law allowing “Beer-to-Go” in Texas. It allows you to take home beer from Craft Breweries in Texas. Enjoy responsibly. Thanks #txlege #beer

I just signed a law allowing “Beer-to-Go” in Texas. 

It allows you to take home beer from Craft Breweries in Texas. 

Enjoy responsibly. 

Thanks #txlege 
#beer

Beer to go, baby!

I just signed a law allowing “Beer-to-Go” in Texas. 

It allows you to take home beer from Craft Breweries in Texas. 

Enjoy responsibly. 

Thanks #txlege 
#beer

I just signed a law allowing “Beer-to-Go” in Texas. It allows you to take home beer from Craft Breweries in Texas. Enjoy responsibly. Thanks #txlege #beer

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You (new beer drinker): “I’ll take your highest ABV IPA.”

Woke You: “I’ll take your lowest ABV Kölsch.”

Me:

You (new beer drinker): “I’ll take your highest ABV IPA.” Woke You: “I’ll take your lowest ABV Kölsch.” Me:

20 minutes left. Get your votes in.

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And like that it’s over. Next year on the Holy Land.

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“Love? Terrible.” “He’s a radical.” Some of my favorite parts.

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“You can never trust an employer.” Straight from Elizabeth Gaskell.

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