Mathieu Düell

Mathieu Düell

@MatthewDuell

Followers438
Following420

Surprisingly 22 years old. I tweet about stupid stuff, sports, and stupid stuff about sports.

Dallas, Texas
Joined on July 16, 2011
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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
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Quoted @TheSteinLine

The Dallas Mavericks are nearing a trade to acquire Kristaps Porzingis from the New York Knicks, according to league sources

THE MAVS ARE GOING FULL EUROPEAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? SO AM I! SCREW MY ANCESTORS I’M CHANGING MY LAST NAME BACK TO DÜELL. AHHHHHH #MFFL

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Quoted @WorldWideWob

Dinner: delicious rotisserie chicken breaded in the finest grain, wrapped in a cage-free tortilla with homemade american cheese

Dinner: delicious rotisserie chicken breaded in the finest grain, wrapped in a cage-free tortilla with homemade american cheese

This might be the most depressing meal I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

It us.

#DTID

It us. #DTID

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Stars win and take a 3-2 series lead, Rangers win over the Astros, and FC Dallas goes into Atlanta and takes down the defending champs. Nice little Saturday. #GoStars #TogetherWe #DTID

Stars win and take a 3-2 series lead, Rangers win over the Astros, and FC Dallas goes into Atlanta and takes down the defending champs. Nice little Saturday. #GoStars #TogetherWe #DTID

Replying to @uhlecks_

you think this TSUNAMI WAS EASY???

you think this TSUNAMI WAS EASY???

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Quoted @MichaelMGarcia

Congrats dude! Add them to the team so we’re never low on players! 👏🏽

A statement regarding my future with @ShivaFollowers will be released early next week.

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Quoted @jonacisneros10

Congratulations brother!! Can’t wait to send some little baby jerseys 😍 https://twitter.com/matthewduell/status/1119426694442561537 …

They wear a youth XL. It’s totally for my infant children and not for me, a grown man. As a youth XL would obviously not fit a grown man such as myself. They wear kids clothes since they are children and I wear adult clothes since I’m an adult. Okay yes I can fit a youth XL 😪

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Quoted @Cashyizzy18Tv

make sure they learn that dry humor!! Congrats 😎

How dare you limit my sense of humor to one adjective. Dry is amongst many categories I dabble in.

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I always wondered how people with identical twin kids told them apart and now I gotta figure that shit out. I’m getting their names tattooed on their face or arm or something. Or one of them is rocking a buzz cut until they move out I don’t care.

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Can’t wait to have deep convos like this with my daughters.

Can’t wait to have deep convos like this with my daughters.

Quoted @XimenaA_10

Congratulations! I can’t wait to see the kind of stuff you’re going to come up with now. 💕😂

I’m workshopping some stuff. Got a couple ideas

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Quoted @LittleKarkar

OMG congrats ❤️❤️❤️❤️ the what’s up guys bit is gonna be great ft the little ones 🤣🤣💘

Hell yeah dude. My snapchats are about to be even more fire. Now I can just have a bigger cast in them.

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Oh yeah by the way, they’re identical. I just found this out like an hour ago. So we’ll probably stick with the medical names “Twin A” and “Twin B”

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So some big news, we’ve got two (yes two) little girls coming in July or August. Can’t wait to meet little Luka and Dirk (she isn’t a fan of those names but she’ll get over it). I’m excited to be able to expand my comedy to relatable parenting comedy.
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So some big news, we’ve got two (yes two) little girls coming in July or August. Can’t wait to meet little Luka and Dirk (she isn’t a fan of those names but she’ll get over it). I’m excited to be able to expand my comedy to relatable parenting comedy.

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The guy who never left his hometown

The guy who never left his hometown

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Quoted @SportsCenter

14 years ago, we witnessed one of the greatest basketball games EVER 🏀

14 years ago, we witnessed one of the greatest basketball games EVER 🏀

Richard Hamilton walked so Dwight Schrute could fly.

Quoted @jemelehill

What’s the greatest what-if in sports movie history? For me: What if Apollo Creed had lived?

What if coach had just put Uncle Rico in, we woulda been state champs, he woulda thrown a football over them mountains

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birds cursing is the funniest shit on earth ill never change my mind

birds cursing is the funniest shit on earth ill never change my mind

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KD vs Beverley already entertaining to watch lol

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Drake must be stopped
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Drake must be stopped

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Golce And Dabbana. A luxury clothing line for dyslexic people.

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