Nish Kumar

Nish Kumar

@MrNishKumar

Followers169.5K
Following1.2K

Comedian & great friend. Profile pic by @idilsukan - 2019 UK tour dates are onsale here: http://nishkumar.co.uk/gigs/

London
Joined on June 06, 2010

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143. in country United Kingdom and category Broadcast Star

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I am on tour across the UK from January 25th - March 31st in the Year of our Lord 2019. The show was number 10 in the “Top 10 Comedy Shows of 2018” lists in both The Guardian & The Times. Please come to a show that is the Worst of the Best. Tickets here: http://nishkumar.co.uk/gigs/ 

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Quoted @PeoplesMomentum

He actually said this. #bbcqt #reesmogg

He actually said this.

#bbcqt #reesmogg

this clip says everything you need to know about the delusions of British aristocracy. How can someone with so little grasp of the facts even have a platform?

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I JUST HAD FRENCH TOAST WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY ANY TARIFFS SO WHY BOTHER WITH THE SINGLE MARKET?

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I JUST GOT A TRAIN TO FRANCE WITHOUT HAVING ANYONE LOOK INSIDE MY BUTTHOLE SO MAYBE WE DON’T NEED A CUSTOMS UNION

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Quoted @thequentinletts

Just skied from the EU into independent Switzerland. Quite disgracefully, there was no hard border. Not even a line in the snow.

Why doesn’t anyone who wants Brexit seemingly have any understanding of how the EU works at all?

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Quoted @allanbrocka

Thank you Don Cheadle for using your platform to help save lives. 🏳️‍🌈❤️ #ProtectTransKids #SNL

Thank you Don Cheadle for using your platform to help save lives. 🏳️‍🌈❤️
#ProtectTransKids #SNL

Amazing

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Quoted @miqdaad

The appalling Richard Littlejohn in the Daily Mail 3 days ago. Can you imagine the vitriol in this piece being published about any other community in the UK? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6706765/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Shes-not-little-girl-ran-away-thats-worries-me.html …

The appalling Richard Littlejohn in the Daily Mail 3 days ago. Can you imagine the vitriol in this piece being published about any other community in the UK?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6706765/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Shes-not-little-girl-ran-away-thats-worries-me.html …

Ah, Richard Littlejohn: The Brown Man's Burden.

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Quoted @ItsEduardoSolis

Yalitza Aparicio Martínez released these photos standing next to the US-Mexico Border Wall. This is so powerful.

Yalitza Aparicio Martínez released these photos standing next to the US-Mexico Border Wall. 

This is so powerful.

❤️

Quoted @HPFX_Vinny

No body puts @MrNishKumar in a corner 😂

No body puts @MrNishKumar in a corner 😂

Here he is

Quoted @nowthisnews

Ja Rule wants to stage another Fyre Festival, saying ‘in the midst of chaos, there’s opportunity’

Ja Rule wants to stage another Fyre Festival, saying ‘in the midst of chaos, there’s opportunity’

Ja is the ultimate disaster capitalist

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5 young activists on #C4News tonight all articulate, engaged and passionate about their futures. Some marched. Some didn’t. All respected each other. Whether you agree with them on climate change or not they offer some hope in a grim time for British politics.

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Go and see “If Beale Street Could Talk” at the cinema. We do not deserve @BarryJenkins - I wept and swooned.

Quoted @TheCynicalEye

Unrelated but any chance we could make "To Nish" a verb? And make it something really specific?

Unrelated but any chance we could make "To Nish" a verb? And make it something really specific?

In my family “To Nish” means to do a terrible job. So yes, in this instance, let’s all “Nish The Wall”.

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I’d say if the kids have riled Toby Young they’re doing something right

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Jacob Rees-Mogg says that "you've got to understand the history" before condemning the British concentration camps during the Boer War. Unfortunately, he doesn't. So here's a fact-check. [THREAD] 1/10

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Huge respect to these kids

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Quoted @BoroughHalls

TONIGHT! Very excited to welcome @MrNishKumar to #Dudley Town Hall with his latest show, 'It's in Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves'. Support from @sarabarron. Only a few tickets left 👉 http://boroughhalls.co.uk/nish-kumar.html 

TONIGHT! Very excited to welcome @MrNishKumar to #Dudley Town Hall with his latest show, 'It's in Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves'. Support from @sarabarron. Only a few tickets left 👉 http://boroughhalls.co.uk/nish-kumar.html 

Last few tickets Dudley!

Quoted @Freshdotdaily

Yo I’m out, goodnight.

Yo I’m out, goodnight.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Quoted @OffTheKerb

Happy Valentines Day 💌 @josierones has sold out her first ever @sohotheatre show tonight! Still a chance to see her on Friday & Saturday 👉🏼 http://ow.ly/scj950lmpwZ 

Go and see this brilliant comedy show by this dreadful woman.

The tour this week: TONIGHT - Wrexham FRIDAY - Dudley SUNDAY - Shrewsbury Shrewsbury and Dudley are down to the very last few. BUY NOW. http://www.nishkumar.co.uk/gigs/ 

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