We looked inside some of the tweets by @Stonekettle and here's what we found interesting.
Inside 100 Tweets
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Emergency Not All ____________________ ...not all... _____________________ Break glass and insert "not all" into any tweet where I've used a general label to generally describe a general group, sex, ideology, religion, or population.
6 tweets in 4 years and one of them is this passive-aggressive gem. I suppose I should be flattered. https://twitter.com/Vector_Edge/status/1097674586911657984 …
Bbut, how's a wall going to stop a plane? Oh. I see what you did there.
Dammit, they're on to me.
Will you be appeased if we send you poutine and Crown Royal?
I can certainly be bribed.
What did Canada do to deserve the obviously greatly flawed people who would annoy you ?!?
Flannel clad sons of bitches should have built a wall.
In the event you stripped me and dropped me into Canada, that would constitute cruel and unusual punishment..........for Canadians!
Punishment is not supposed to be enjoyable, Gree.
Can I be the "Supreme Executioner"? I have a particular set of skills and a mindset that scares the shit out of animal/child/women abusers, pedophiles and bullies in general. Keep in mind that not all Republicans would qualify for "conversion therapy".
I don't support the death penalty. If you insist on making me president, I'll outlaw capital punishment. People who annoy me will be stripped naked, painted red, white, and blue, and air dropped into Canada. If they survive the resulting massive politeness, I'll pardon them.
Lol pornstache Is that because you have a private cache or because you have a tickler and exfoliator?
It's because I'm the president of the Bring Back The Awesome 70's Pornstache Club.
I posted a screenshot of your Texas/Florida tweet onto my Facebook page. A conservative friend of mine commented: “Finally the stone kettlecowgirl tweets something funny” You’re gaining new fans!
I win again!
Graham: Better for kids in Kentucky to have secure border than new school http://hill.cm/XRTIBYt
In fairness, Republicans want a Medieval border solution because that's the most advanced technology uneducated serfs will be able to operate.
Your Witch friends have you covered PornStache. It’s cool
Man, does this day just keep getting better or what?
Holy crap. In about 4 months I will be exactly that Floridian.
Beloved and respected local town father eaten by alligator after accident involving drunken sex with a vacuum cleaner in a canoe during church services? That Floridian?
I’ve seen people complain about Seth’s. I don’t get why people just don’t read the damn things if they don’t like it. Block. Make a voodoo doll. Whatever.
Wait. Back up. Voodoo doll? That's an option? WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS? BRB, have to check Amazon.
Wait, what? I was just looking up bulldozer rentals. Now you're not running?
I don't run. I limp.
He’s referring to Seth Abramson probably
Guys, I *know* @scalzi wasn't talking about me. But given my penchant for long Twitter threads that eventually turn into actual articles, he could have been (though I don't think I've ever split a sentence). If he was, I wouldn't have been offended. Thus, the HUMOR.
Sprinkles are for winners.
Or paying customers. Whatever.
I just saw a Twitter thread from a single author with 100 posts on it. You know what, if you're doing that, at some point along the way you should just realize you're writing a goddamned blog post, then do that and point people to it.
Shit. He's on to me.
You had me at chocolate.
I'm not sharing, Allison.
How could a man like profanity and hate golf? You sir are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
... smothered in chocolate sauce and covered in those colorful little candy sprinkles. Wait. What are we doing again?
I hate Trump, but I enjoy golf. You won’t get my vote.
Finally, somebody with some goddamned sense.