
I ain't here for a long time; I'm here for a good time🇺🇸 Father of a Siberian Husky, husband to the Queen of the North.
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Morning Checklist: ✔ my ego ✔ my purpose in the big picture ✔ my opinion of myself ✔ my opinion of others ✔ my reasons to be thankful
You can have a losing day but a profitable week. You can have a losing week but a profitable month. You can have a losing month but a profitable year. You can blow up a small account then build a big one. Play the long game.

MRW friends send me memes from any account with the word "hood" in it:
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Bitcoin is dead
Sometimes I have to remind myself to get off the computer, go outside and judge people in person.

This poster coming to a VA near you, Houston!
Quoted @SlenderSherbet
"Dave, leave it, he ain't worth it, bro"

We've all been that dog
#SuperRugby is in the air
Topo Chico helps me better understand drug addiction.
Quoted @soledadobrien
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Returning to work after a 4 day weekend.
Dang. If the media is going that far back in Twitter to discredit what politicians say, imagine what your future children will do.
Quoted @TravRice
Well that was exciting! Respect to all of those who competed today and @jhskifor keeping the west wild. @GoPro #hero7black and a few more feet about to drop.

Questions that keep me awake at night: Why does @TravRice slay so hard?
Quoted @Reuters
British children walk out of lessons on climate strike https://reut.rs/2DJ9wkZÂ

Bro, in high school i would've walked out of class to protest teriyaki dippers. Kids these days milking the system.
Quoted @barstoolsports
Pour one out for our fallen homie @StoolOutdoors

"That's just the way it is..."
Quoted @SlenderSherbet
What I actually meant when I said I had plans for Valentine's Day.

Me irl
Quoted @StevensPass
A nice sunny start to a sweet Saturday at Stevens Pass!

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Somebody call the cops
Quoted @Reuters
Iran says Pakistan to 'pay high price' over attack, warns Saudi https://reut.rs/2DNfP6WÂ

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Quoted @ArianaGrande
honestly .... u don’t need this quiz .... u know u already know what soup u are
Brocolli cheese. I don't need some test to tell me that.
Real talk: this blows. University degrees are overrated and students NEED better counseling to avoid this situation. It’s predatory af.