The Van Commander

The Van Commander

@VanCommander

Followers3.4K
Following223

White van man, Biker, Drone Pilot, Father, Husband, Son, hero of the road, in the middle of a mid life crisis, man child extraordinaire

on a motorway near YOU
Joined on June 04, 2009

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @VanCommander and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
2 months
Average replies
177
Average retweets
4019
Average likes
14967
Tweets with photos
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Tweets with videos
24 / 100
Tweets with links
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Quoted @alexandracane

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Mirror mirror on the wall...

....look at my cables I've connected them all

Evening @Blakeetaylor Just wondering if you sell turnips or swedes on your stall Apparently (naming no names) Twitters self proclaimed greatest veg man doesn't sell them as he doesn't think his customers want them and I was just wondering if you sell them on your wonderful stall

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My new favourite gif

My new favourite gif

I’m done 😂

I’m done 😂

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Just came across 4 police officers at Stratford station searching 2 young black boys for no reason. They all laughed at me. This cannot be our response to premature ejaculation. Disgusted

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I honestly can't tell the difference anymore between real tweets and parody and I don't even care

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Replying to @VanCommander

Gawd that’s close - the losers are gonna demand a second vote because the winners didn’t know what they were voting for.

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Serious scone based question, which is best.

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Replying to @VanCommander

You been to the midlands? 😂

You been to the midlands? 😂

Quoted @lizziedwns

tell me what you want

tell me what you want

A want lassies who aren’t instagram famous to stop coming onto twitter trying to get the likes they can’t get on Instagram. This app is for ugly people with tremendous patter.

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Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

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Quoted @washingtonpost

A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver — then died after he was punched back https://wapo.st/2QXoDN7 

Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.

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I know I've learned many times not to tell any of you lot about my many misfortunes as it only leads to more misery (for me) but I just can't help myself.
I've been at work all day ON THE SABBATH NO LESS and now...

...and now I'm at a kids birthday party, it's not even got a bar

I know I've learned many times not to tell any of you lot about my many misfortunes as it only leads to more misery (for me) but I just can't help myself. I've been at work all day ON THE SABBATH NO LESS and now... ...and now I'm at a kids birthday party, it's not even got a bar

Quoted @m_e_e_t_a

BREAKING! Incredible new drone footage of alleged Iranian IRGC commandos removing limpet mine from tanker in the Gulf of Oman

BREAKING! Incredible new drone footage of alleged Iranian IRGC commandos removing limpet mine from tanker in the Gulf of Oman

@VanCommander this you with you’re drone.?

Great, another one.
This must be what it feels like being a Stobart driver.
If anyone needs me I'll be driving into a bridge

Great, another one. This must be what it feels like being a Stobart driver. If anyone needs me I'll be driving into a bridge

Cracking way to spend a Sunday this

Cracking way to spend a Sunday this

Asked kids if they wanted to try my "special Japanese peanuts"

I'm class at this parenting thing

Asked kids if they wanted to try my "special Japanese peanuts" I'm class at this parenting thing

Quoted @Dorismalula

Type last night i dreamt i was and you let your phone do the rest Last night i dreamt i was a man of steel in the bedroom pretending to look for a bit of the car

Last night I dreamt I was simple and a middle class girl

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