We looked inside some of the tweets by @afossella and here's what we found interesting.
Inside 100 Tweets
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Saying 'pence is at least more rational' is saying 'at least this sour milk isn't also on fire.'
Fevers are weird. Your body tries to cook the germs dead, but the fever can kill you. Your body’s like “Don’t mess with me, flu, I’LL TAKE US BOTH OUT IM CRAZY!”
NY: if you can’t make it here, just make someone feel bad.
“Sir is the bus coming?” “No loser, it’s not HAHAAAA!” New York City, where Nelson Muntz is real...
“Now what you SHOULD have done.” - someone who’d do exactly what you did.
They say comedy is tragedy + time. Really it’s often babysitting assholes + trying not to scream.
Stand-up comedy: the audience MIGHT decide to throw bottle caps at each other while you’re talking.
I have a show tonight at a SECRET LOCATION OOOOOOH
Tomorrow we record Broadway Baby with Nick Nadel and I’m super pumped!
Woke up to a video on my phone of a monkey with a gun. No idea how it got there. Theories?
Shout out to French toast. Keep up the good work!
THE CHITAURI ARE BACK CALL THE AVENGERS!
Dictators are so insecure. Imagine not sleeping because you don’t own Pakistan.
My Instagram feed is 98% French bulldogs and 2% butts.
A My Chemical Romance song made me cry. I had no idea I was 14.
🌼Spring brings wonderful things to Brooklyn Heights: flowers, pastel colors and comedians! 😁 @VladimirColas @derek_humphrey @brandyyythomas Marcela Onyango This Thursday, March 21, 8:30 pm @VineappleCafe
I imagine the first cave man to discover sugar was awesome killed whoever tried to take his sugar, and that’s how we got war.
“Wow I’m so tired. Finally going to bed.” *lays down* “I wonder how many ping pong balls you could fit in the iron man helmet.”