calison

calison

@al_cal1

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Following338

go get em tiger

Joined on October 09, 2016
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calison
2 years ago

never been cheated on. but here i am. yelling to lemonade with the heat of a woman who found out her man's been having a 10 year affair.

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calison
4 days ago

Quoted @NKU_OSE

Check out this weeks student leader of the week, @al_cal1!

Check out this weeks student leader of the week, @al_cal1!

WHAT THE HECK THIS IS SO CUTE 💓💓 thank you so much :’)

Good morning to everyone except BillHighway :’)

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I just followed the official chapterspot twitter to assert my dominance, but they haven’t tweeted since 2017, cowards

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⚠️WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

⚠️WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

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nate
a month ago

I shouldn’t be allowed to have a phone or a wallet

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calison
a month ago

AOII filled weekends feed my whole soul wowowow

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At the bookstore: Me: "Do yall have any books on turtles" Cashier: "Hard back?" Me: "Yeah, with little heads"

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calison
a month ago

Quoted @troycornes

When you wanna do something fun but the chapter President shuts it down https://twitter.com/sjh3800/status/1111156071782105089 …

omg

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why do they keep remaking disney movies and make the animals look “realistic” if i wanted to see an elephant be sad for over an hour i would go to the zoo

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Quoted @GraceSpelman

It’s no vocal performance, but Flea played the bass on “You Oughta Know” and shred that shit up. Full disclosure: I get so shocked by a part in the bass that I laugh and have to rewind it

It’s no vocal performance, but Flea played the bass on “You Oughta Know” and shred that shit up. 

Full disclosure: I get so shocked by a part in the bass that I laugh and have to rewind it

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR 24 YEARS

Person: Omg I heard you were in a car crash are you ok? Business Major: Hey Kelsey, Thanks for reaching out! Unfortunately I DID die painfully in the crash, but if you want to send me your google calendar Id love to snag lunch sometime soon. Thanks for the opportunity! Best,

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when ribs starts playing

when ribs starts playing

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assumption really spoiled me with a guidance counselor i could skip class and go talk to about all my problems because i really need that right now

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kate
2 months ago

get in loser we’re going to cognitive behavioral therapy

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I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone. No tablet. No laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a Psychopath.

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMAN THINGS IS BEING ARBITRARILY SORTED INTO A GROUP AND THEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME AND ENERGY ARGUING ABOUT THE MERITS OF MY GROUP IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHER GROUPS JUST REAL HORNY FOR GROUPS OVER HERE

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••Interested in going Greek?••
Join Alpha Omicron Pi for game night! The event is Wednesday February 27 in the University Center Ballroom @ 7:30. Come have some fun with us and learn why Greek Life is the perfect addition to your college experience! 🌹
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••Interested in going Greek?•• Join Alpha Omicron Pi for game night! The event is Wednesday February 27 in the University Center Ballroom @ 7:30. Come have some fun with us and learn why Greek Life is the perfect addition to your college experience! 🌹 • •

nilo
2 months ago

Quoted @caitieekk

Almost broke up with my therapist on the spot when she said she had never seen Ratatouille. How could she possibly help me she knows nothing

No one: Sayna:

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haley
2 months ago
what cows see when i drive past them

what cows see when i drive past them

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Matt.
2 months ago

them: are you okay? me: [swivelling my chair to reveal that I now have bangs] yes why

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