Catturd

Catturd

@catturd2

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Following13.6K

The MAGA turd who talks shit.

Joined on September 21, 2018
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Reminder - my new diet book will be out in June. My diet plan is simple ... Every time you block a troll - you do 20 sit-ups. Book title will be ... Turning Assholes Into Abs. by Catturd.

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Hey, would you mind giving my hometown, Oklahoma City, a shout out today? Today is the 24th anniversary of the OKC Bombing - I tweeted about it earlier but your megaphone is a lot bigger than mine!

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21 minutes ago

Finally ... what everyone here at Hurricane ground zero who, like me, stayed and lived through the hell -already knew. Hurricane Michael has finally been classified as a CAT 5 This will open up more federal money for our completely annihilated area. https://www.mypanhandle.com/news/hurricane-michael-was-a-category-5-storm/1938595919 …

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Once Joe Biden announces he’s running, I will fully endorse him. The other candidates just rub me the wrong way.

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an hour ago

Scratch and sniff Joe Biden will announce he’s running for President next week. Hide your wives and children.

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an hour ago

Anyone else loving the hell out of AG Barr?

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2 hours ago

Raise your hand if you want Democrats to keep harping about Russia because it will guarantee a 2020 Trump landslide.

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2 hours ago

James Clapper and John Brennan have the combined IQ of a maggot.

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2 hours ago

You know you live in Florida when every single picture of you for the past 20 years is - you holding a fish.

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Good morning my Green army. I have given up on reading the Mueller report. Too many big words. But CNN says Trump is guilty - so he’s guilty.

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3 hours ago

I’m considering starting a podcast this summer. Of course it’ll be impossible to do without revealing who I am - which I have no problem doing. I won’t be doing it in a cat suit lol. If I do, it’ll be basically carrying on what I do here at Catturd. Would you watch if I do?

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I love the smell of triggered snowflakes in the morning.

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4 hours ago

Dear James Comey ... You have the right to remain silent. I’d do that if I were you, dirty cop.

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I turned on all my TVs in my home and office to help Maddow’s ratings tonight. Global warming can wait.

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4 hours ago

Good morning to everyone except the tinfoil hat, conspiracy theorists Fake News who are making fools of themselves holding on to their Russian delusion.

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7 hours ago

Sara Carter: Deep State DOJ and FBI Operatives are Panicked, Ratting Out Each Other. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

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Quoted @catturd2

Because I took up for Dilly today- because someone was attacking him - that attacker is now trying to hack my account and doxx me. If that happens - which who cares - don't give a F... - I'm going to go full Catturd on him. Are you with me?

You reveal an awful lot about yourself and the crowd you run with when literally your first move when you get in an argument with somebody is to sic your Dark Web hacker buddies on them to hack and doxx them. Trust me: this backfires.

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15 hours ago

Because I took up for Dilly today- because someone was attacking him - that attacker is now trying to hack my account and doxx me. If that happens - which who cares - don't give a F... - I'm going to go full Catturd on him. Are you with me?

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16 hours ago

Again - more proof Ben Shapiro is a Whiny, Soy Boy, Loser, POS dick. If you love this asshole unfollow me. Awful. NeverTrumper Ben Shapiro Hurls Insults - Goes Full CNN on President Trump After Mueller Report Confirms His Innocence https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/04/awful-nevertrumper-ben-shapiro-hurls-insults-goes-full-cnn-on-president-trump-after-mueller-report-confirms-his-innocence/ … via @gatewaypundit

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17 hours ago

Is it me or does Jerry Nadler look exactly like an embalmed muppet.

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