di frances

di frances

@di_f_w

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Following3.3K

works in human rights, sometimes writer, long-time aspiring train driver.

Melbourne via NZ
Joined on April 26, 2009
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @di_f_w and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
19 hours
Average replies
5
Average retweets
9
Average likes
69
Tweets with photos
45 / 100
Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
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love is buying an atlas with your partner because you’re both really into demographic and geographic facts and spending your Easter weekend sitting on opposite ends of the couch quizzing the other on whether Egypt or Ethiopia have a larger population relative to land mass

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💁🏻‍♀️

💁🏻‍♀️

the truest expression of horror is flying over Auckland’s southern motorway at 5pm at the start of a long weekend

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if we can empathise with people talking about a building as a powerful, living, breathing being and a symbol that intimately shapes people’s identities, we can empathise with indigenous peoples who have faced the very same but often deliberate destruction of culture for centuries

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when your drycleaner and girlfriend bond over a shared love of teasing you about being a bad adult who always spills stuff 🤷‍♀️

when your drycleaner and girlfriend bond over a shared love of teasing you about being a bad adult who always spills stuff 🤷‍♀️

ah yes, the great traditional game from ancient times, dog or horse

ah yes, the great traditional game from ancient times, dog or horse

who wore it better
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who wore it better

my dry cleaner has a large signed co-branded poster of Julia Gillard out front, very well melbourne, very well

my dry cleaner has a large signed co-branded poster of Julia Gillard out front, very well melbourne, very well

every wedding needs a dog of honour

every wedding needs a dog of honour

new bob, new me 💁‍♀️

new bob, new me 💁‍♀️

this is highly unrelatable content for the vast majority of you on instagram, i am educating the masses here

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the true mark of a friend is when they send you screenshots of all of their best stories when you’re not on instagram

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PRAISE BE ROTI BREAD, queen of all breads, my truest love

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I've been pretty steady over the past year but this one broke me

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Quoted @brandycooklyn

my lovely citrus-laden lumps

the time has well and truly arrived for a pineapple lumps remix of the black eyed peas’ my humps

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we are a nation of ingenuity and brilliance

we are a nation of ingenuity and brilliance

the only lifecycle that matters: buys hair ties ➡️ bountiful hair ties ➡️ rapid reduction to just one hair tie that gets used every day ➡️ hair tie loses elasticity ➡️ hair tie lost and is replaced by a rubber band ➡️ rubber band gets lost ➡️ accepts defeat, buys new hair ties

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you heard it here first

you heard it here first

Quoted @katjnz

North Island. South Island.

what a glorious example of this very literal country

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