Existential Comics

Existential Comics

@existentialcoms

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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. https://www.patreon.com/ExistentialComics

Portland, OR
Joined on October 29, 2013
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @existentialcoms and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
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Are we living in a computer simulation? No, obviously not. How do I know? Because that's stupid nerd shit, come on.

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I know everyone is disappointed at how much of the #MuellerReport is redacted, but I managed to get this leaked unredacted document and it will shock you.

I know everyone is disappointed at how much of the #MuellerReport is redacted, but I managed to get this leaked unredacted document and it will shock you.

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A brief history of civility and rational debate in the United States: - failed to gain independence. - failed to free the slaves. - failed to gain the vote for women. - failed to gain the 40 hour work week. - failed to gain civil rights. You can't debate your way to freedom.

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People who call for unity and civility just mean to shut up and accept the status quo. No justice had ever been won without making someone uncomfortable. Civility isn't a goal of politics, it is a tool used to prevent goals from being accomplished.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you cannot ground math in logic using set theory without paradoxes related to self reference cropping up and ruining years of work.

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Number of times the candidate used the phrase "the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism" in their announcement speech: Bernie: 0 Harris: 0 Warren: 0 Booker: 0 Beto: 0 Gillibrand: 0 Buttigieg: 0

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ok you guys i thought of a tweet here it goes:

i like baby foxes

ok you guys i thought of a tweet here it goes: i like baby foxes

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shit you guys i ran out of tweets

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Anyone who thinks we can completely abolish the police is so naive. It's impossible. Because a we need police in the world? What? No, we've had societies without police. It's impossible because if anyone tried to do it for real the police would assassinate them.

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Philosophy begins with the question of: Aristotle: virtue. Aquinas: God. Descartes: knowledge. Heidegger: being. Sartre: freedom. Wittgenstein: language. Foucault: how many thing I can shoehorn into this prison metaphor.

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The heart of Capitalism is irrationality. Niether the consumers, nor the workers, control how things are produced. The actual reason for all of our work is irrelevant, everything has to be organized merely for profit. Capitalism strips rationality away from all human activity.

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People who have opinions different from mine are closed minded dogmatists, people who have opinions the same as mine are open minded free thinkers.

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The demand that you must be passionate about your job just means that not only do you have to obey and do the job, but you have to mentally obey – you have to buy in. Capitalism is now trying to make sure you have the right set of ideas in order to be able to work.

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Beto, on the campaign trail: "I believe in togetherness, civility, and that we are stronger together than apart." Beto, on the phone with corporate donors: "don't worry, we won't raise the minimum wage higher than $12 an hour."

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I bet these centrist Democrats who only speak in vague platitudes and never seem capable of saying what they will actually do when elected mysteriously find their tongues and speak directly when they are on the phone with their corporate donors.

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Yes, the Italians invented the concept of Hell, but they also invented ravioli, so it's really a wash.

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Here are a few small things that everyone can do to help the environment: - turn off the lights when you leave a room - use a reusable water bottle - take the bus instead of driving - guillotine the rich - recycle

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People who make fun of the fact that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was a bartender are basically just outright saying that it is unnatural to not be ruled over by the wealthy elite.

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What would philosophers say about twitter? Heidegger: it alienated us from authentic being. Adorno: it destroys genuine dialogue. Kierkegaard: it distracts us from the real problems of life. Schopenhauer: how tf does Hegel have more followers than me?!

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