Shembe

Shembe

@fkachav

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Bitch you cookin?

Mountain View, CA
Joined on February 19, 2019

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Shembe
a month ago

Quoted @mducomics

In Heaven EPS 6 - Shembe tries to speak slang.

In Heaven EPS 6 - Shembe tries to speak slang.

I identify with this quite a lot as a metaphor.

Lol. WTF is this blog though. https://inkomo.blogspot.com/2019/02/mina-nosis-zama-1.html …

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Skype now has pretty accurate video call transcription so you can see what the person is saying in the phone as they speak. That's a really impressive feature.

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Took an ancestry test. Came out 100% black. They need to put me on the board that decides who can say nigga.

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I have a friend who worked as a waiter and she said people hated serving tables with black people cause black people were notoriously bad tippers. No shit. For $4 I might as well get the food myself.

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Actually though, there was this restaurant in Palo Alto that had no waiters. Every table had tablets where you'd order then the kitchen staff would bring the food. I mostly eat there now cause these things of tipping. Nah.

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Menu cost of a meal: $15 Tax: $2 "Suggested" 20% tip: $4 I be tired.

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Shembe
2 days ago

I can't count how many times witchcraft was given as an excuse to excommunicate a relative of family friend growing up.

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Shembe
2 days ago

Will be in Zim in about two weeks.

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Shembe
2 days ago

Quoted @CNN

Hundreds of thousands are marching in London today to demand a second Brexit referendum. https://cnn.it/2USCgPB 

Hundreds of thousands are marching in London today to demand a second Brexit referendum. https://cnn.it/2USCgPB 

The EU must just kick the UK out at this point.

Shembe
2 days ago

Most of the advice I've seen on Twitter has been terrible.

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Shembe
2 days ago
This weekend I plan to pick my chicken wing + death sauce habit back up.

This weekend I plan to pick my chicken wing + death sauce habit back up.

Shembe
2 days ago

Sometimes you need to run away from your problems.

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Shembe
3 days ago

World Happiness Report dropped. Current happiness formula goes something like this: happiness = money + saying good things + not saying bad things + telling the truth + having a good circle of friends + exercising and eating healthy + altruism

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Shembe
3 days ago

I think the phrase knowledge is power means that if you control knowledge and language you effectively control people.

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Shembe
3 days ago

Quoted @khatsomsimango

Some people study to be employed while others study for a passion, to gain skills in their areas of interest

This is very misguided.

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Shembe
4 days ago

It'd be nice if black tax had a fixed rate. Just so you could budget around it.

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Shembe
4 days ago

Quoted @CarlGottlieb

Google is contributing more net income per year to the EU in fines, than 25 of the 28 EU countries do in required contributions.

It's actually a come up. Nc.

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Shembe
4 days ago

Quoted @AFP

EU slaps Google with another fine: 2019: €1.49 bn for abusing the dominant position of AdSense 2018: €4.34 bn for abusing the dominant position of Android 2017: €2.42 bn for abusing its dominant position of "Google Shopping" http://u.afp.com/JTes 

EU slaps Google with another fine:
2019: €1.49 bn for abusing the dominant position of AdSense
2018: €4.34 bn for abusing the dominant position of Android
2017: €2.42 bn for abusing its dominant position of "Google Shopping"
http://u.afp.com/JTes 

Why the EU acting like a sugar baby?

Shembe
5 days ago

If you're not getting any luck with this round's cuffing season you can always wait 10 to 15 years for the first wave of divorces.

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Shembe
5 days ago

Quoted @InfoMinZW

Minister @MthuliNcube unpacks the pending partial privatisation of @TelOneZW and @NetOneCellular , clarifying that the two entities will be offered as a package although they were not merged.

Minister @MthuliNcube unpacks the pending partial privatisation of @TelOneZW and @NetOneCellular , clarifying that the two entities will be offered as a package although they were not merged.

I'm keeping a close eye on the telecommunications industry in Zim.

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