911: What's your emergency? ME: A person wearing a fedora at a club just requested a song from a DJ
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911: authorities are on their way
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Oh no it was Jason Mraz
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911: we'll be right over
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I bet it was @realjeffreyross
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Follow me
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Funnier joke... 911: "What's your emergency?" Me: "I'm at a party. There was a guy wearing a fedora when I arrived. Another guy showed up wearing a fedora a few mins ago. We asked the second guy to leave, citing the one fedora rule, but he's not budging. 911: "We're en route."
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Hey that's not funnier
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I'll reserve judgement on your statement until after you've shared your America's Funniest Videos submission.
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C'mon, everyone knows you have to remove your hat when talking to the DJ.🤷🏾♂️
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lol
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