shauna

shauna

@goldengateblond

Followers286.2K
Following1.6K

one time Michael Flynn’s brother got mad and called me “a celebrity on the men’s room wall of life”

San Francisco, CA
Joined on July 24, 2008

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @goldengateblond and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
7 days
Average replies
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Average retweets
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Tweets with photos
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Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
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NEW RULE: For every hour of Fox News that Trump watches, he has to watch two eps of Schoolhouse Rock.

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hey i’m the guy who replies to your every tweet trying to one-up your jokes. i have 97 followers and while there’s nothing technically wrong with my facial hair, it’s not the facial hair any reasonable person would pick for this face shape. someday soon i’ll call you a cunt

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Quoted @juliacarriew

On Friday I reported that Facebook actually has an ad-targeting category for ~900,000 people interested in “vaccine controversies” https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/feb/15/facebook-anti-vaccination-advertising-targeting-controversy?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other …

Why is there even a category for this?

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Cat internet: I need your help. These are Canoga's favorite toys and have been since 2013. We got them as part of a gift. One is missing, the other is in bad shape. Do you have these sparkle yarn balls? I've been searching everywhere! Help me help Roo!  (cc @darth)
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Cat internet: I need your help. These are Canoga's favorite toys and have been since 2013. We got them as part of a gift. One is missing, the other is in bad shape. Do you have these sparkle yarn balls? I've been searching everywhere! Help me help Roo! (cc @darth)

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Quoted @HowardMortman

"The room was silent for a very long moment" -- Pool report on VP Pence opening remarks at John McCain Award Ceremony at Munich Security Conference. Here's video after Pence says: "I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump"

"The room was silent for a very long moment" --
Pool report on VP Pence opening remarks at John McCain Award Ceremony at Munich Security Conference.
Here's video after Pence says: "I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump"

Awkward silence, party of one, your table is ready.

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Quoted @backt0nature

Resqued from captivity, these two brothers were seperated for treatment in two different locations. After they recovered, they were reunited. Look what happened ☺️

Resqued from captivity, these two brothers were seperated for treatment in two different locations. After they recovered, they were reunited.

Look what happened ☺️

I need more animal reunion videos. We all need them.

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Hey trolls,

If you're going to Photoshop old pictures of the Klan, remember that no one in the 1920s would've called it the "Democrat Party" like a Limbaugh listener would today. That's just a stupid rookie mistake.
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Hey trolls, If you're going to Photoshop old pictures of the Klan, remember that no one in the 1920s would've called it the "Democrat Party" like a Limbaugh listener would today. That's just a stupid rookie mistake.

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NEW RULE: For every hour of Fox News that Trump watches, he has to watch two eps of Schoolhouse Rock.

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!

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Quoted @netflix

Wanna watch a really bad date?

Wanna watch a really bad date?

Netflix and chill if by chill you mean celibacy for all eternity instead of dating this dick

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Quoted @W7VOA

After request from US government, @AbeShinzo nominated ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ for the Nobel Peace Prize, reports ⁦@asahi⁩. https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASM2J6V31M2JUTFK00J.html …

Dear lord how embarrassing. Trump asked the Japanese government to nominate him for the Nobel prize. And then bragged about it, as if he had no idea they would do it.

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Quoted @brithume

This is just embarrassing. So now journalists are going shopping with Harris, helping pick out clothes and then putting out glowing tweets about it. https://twitter.com/chueyburns/status/1096804616065425410 …

Nobody seemed to have a problem when the candidate was @ScottWalker and the activity was motorcycle riding Or @MittRomney riding jet skis on vacation Or skeet shooting with @LindseyGrahamSC I’m all for female candidates expanding the list of campaign activities

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I Don't Want an Edit Button: A Musical of Endless Explanation

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Quoted @JamesAlario

Standards and practices. It sucks, but they’ve got a long list of what you can and can’t say. Nothing to do with SNL or even NBC.

Yeah, you're probably right, but JFC — if a black dude wants to use the n-word in a song about the black experience in America, he should be able to.

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Quoted @FaithPennick

Weird. The link says “video unavailable.”

You must be on your phone — instead of the YouTube link, hit the "get the app" link below the video preview. It'll play then.

Sucks that SNL (or, more likely, NBC) made @GaryClarkJr censor this — it's one of the best protest songs in years. Hear it the way it should be heard.

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

Mexico will pay for the wall!

Roses are red, He lied to us all, This emergency's fake,

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Please enjoy some pictures of actors and cats.
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Please enjoy some pictures of actors and cats.

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BREAKING: National emergency declares a Donald Trump

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Do you enjoy any of the following: ghosts, goths, mixtapes, empaths, the 90s, or strong female leads? HI, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU! 🖤

I'd like to be certain that everything I'm doing in life is setting up a future me who wears high-end sweatsuits and drives around in a van full of show dogs.

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