Kim Kapitan

Kim Kapitan

@kimberlykapitan

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yeah i know i talk about pizza way too much, get over it karen

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Joined on August 31, 2015

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I think I know why it’s called catcalling bc when you call for a cat to come here it never fucking works. Which is exactly the same thing when you’re catcalling a woman. It’s never going to work so why don’t you idiots just leave them alone and let women exist in peace.

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Quoted @God_Son80

I forgive myself!!!

Me in the morning after I blackout and act like a moron

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why would i ever wear any of the cute clothes in my closet when i can just wear shorts and the same 4 t-shirts that come down to my mid thighs every day

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Me to me: “Wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud”

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sometimes i wonder what it would feel like to be in a relationship but then i remember i’m a bad ass bitch that don’t need no one

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*getting bottle service* me: “can i please get pour spouts? sorry i’m a bartender” him: “only a bartender would ask that questions, but yes you can”

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i have lost my car keys TWICE this weekend, my life is in shambles

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me under 21: goes to the bar dressed up, put on makeup, looked hot to trot me, 21: goes to bar in a sweatshirt, brings a single yoplait yogurt cup with me from home to chow down on between drinks

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7 days ago

Quoted @cherryemoticon

Unpopular Opinion: Breakfast Edition

Unpopular Opinion: Breakfast Edition

Breakfast is the most versatile meal, you can eat it at 8 am or 8 pm and it’s gonna slap either way

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why were we taught that hiding our feelings & not saying what we mean is how we do relationships nowadays¿

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rt to spread awareness

rt to spread awareness

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My preferred form of self care is not reading the drunk texts I sent last night and deleting them instead

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Instead of ice cream trucks there should be margarita trucks

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Quoted @WhoaInteresting

A German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience. And it's cool

A German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience. And it's cool

Ok but this is also 100x cooler

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Come to me little baby

Come to me little baby

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all i’m saying is a great gatsby themed new years, old sport

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When 2020 rolls around catch me calling all my best friends “old sport”. My inner Jay Gatsby is about to pop off. Might fuck around and throw parties for an unrequited love. Might die in a pool. Who knows. It’s the 20s, bby.

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From bar tops to on-stage, what do you say we make this happen? @cmorganmusic how about a duo international harvester performance tonight at cinder city days?

From bar tops to on-stage, what do you say we make this happen? @cmorganmusic how about a duo international harvester performance tonight at cinder city days?

Quoted @shanejbernard

There’s only 6 months left in the decade

There’s only 6 months left in the decade

i’m ready for the roaring 20’s old sport

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