Michael Gold

Michael Gold

@migold

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metro reporter at @nytimes, writing about the weird stuff in your neighborhood. squidward stan, jody sawyer apologist.

New York, NY
Joined on April 16, 2008
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lunchables is just charcuterie for children

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Michael Gold
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one day this website's going to shut down and everyone's going to have to voice their bad opinions out loud and talk to each other so i guess what i'm saying is does anyone have recommendations for noise-canceling headphones

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*New* The relationship between Andy Byford and Governor Cuomo has soured, and they haven't spoken since January. Byford's colleagues are worried he's going to quit if he can't move forward with his ambitious plans to fix the system.

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omg @amyfiscus is all over the start of The Daily it’s like she’s in the room with me I am dead

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had to explain the Aaron Schock situation to 2 different straights today so where’s my merit badge

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“Now we’re a complete nutrition platform that you can enjoy any time of the day in multiple formats.” so is an apple. or a carrot.

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oh, it's Ed O'Callaghan, the Principal Associate Deputy Attorney General

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who’s the bearded guy

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Bookmark this. Come back to it when Twitter is too much of a garbage fire today.

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Quoted @migold

She was a getaway driver in a deadly robbery and said violence was “a liberating force” at her trial. She went to prison, expecting to be there for life. But over decades, Judith Clark went through a profound transformation. Yesterday, she was paroled. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/17/nyregion/judith-clark-parole-brinks-robbery.html …

my first solo A1 byline!

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just █████ ██ ███████ ████. ███ ███ remember ██████ that ████████ today ███ is ████████ probably ████ going to ███ suck ██ on ███ ███ here

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She was a getaway driver in a deadly robbery and said violence was “a liberating force” at her trial. She went to prison, expecting to be there for life. But over decades, Judith Clark went through a profound transformation. Yesterday, she was paroled.

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JOB: @nytimes is hiring a social media editor based in London. You can ask @millie for details. https://nytimes.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/INYT/job/London/Social-Media-Editor--London-_REQ-005157 …

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Quoted @t3dy

The 17 genders

The 17 genders

E minor in the streets D minor in the sheets

Quoted @migold

tfw you are watching Top Chef and AARON SCHOCK APPEARS, TALKING ABOUT ETHICS

tfw you are watching Top Chef and AARON SCHOCK APPEARS, TALKING ABOUT ETHICS

this is my favorite thing to ever happen on tv

ok what does Aaron Schock think about Pete Buttegieg though?

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Quoted @emmagf

Congestion Pricing Is Coming to New York. New Jersey Wants Revenge. “We are a little confounded about why suddenly New York would turn around and take a two-by-four to New Jersey." https://nyti.ms/2ZhTuZa 

the Real Housewives of Congestion Pricing is gonna be fire

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well thank god a Straight Person had the conviction to write this

well thank god a Straight Person had the conviction to write this

Today In Forced Vaccinations:

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“You pray for someone like her to come along.” R.I.P. Georgia Engel, who has died at age 70

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“They found the plane dangling from the utility cables, nose down, hovering as if freeze-framed a second before tragedy.”

It’s miraculous that this plane crash wasn’t worse. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/15/nyregion/plane-crash-valley-stream.html …

“They found the plane dangling from the utility cables, nose down, hovering as if freeze-framed a second before tragedy.” It’s miraculous that this plane crash wasn’t worse. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/15/nyregion/plane-crash-valley-stream.html …

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