John Scalzi

John Scalzi

@scalzi

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I enjoy pie.

Bradford, Ohio, USA
Joined on March 23, 2008

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John Scalzi
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Happy "White Conservatives Telling You That Dr. Martin Luther King Would Do and Say Things He Absolutely Never Would in Order to Advance Their Own Awful Bigoted Agenda" Day

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Quoted @verge

Two engineers try to create a robot dog in @scalzi's short story “A Model Dog"

Two engineers try to create a robot dog in @scalzi's short story “A Model Dog"

AND ALSO: There's an animated version, directed and animated by @joelplosz, Screenplay by @laura_hudson and @billiamjoel!

(And after you read my new short story, which is called "A Model Dog," by the way, you can read the interview @verge did with me about it, which covers pets, machine learning, electronic privacy and the whims of billionaires.)

Good morning, Twitter! Over at @verge I wrote a short story about pets and death and tech and overworked engineers. You will laugh and cry and hug your pets, who won't understand why but will grudgingly tolerate it because you feed and shelter them.

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Good evening, Twitter followers. I have returned from @ConFusionMI, and had a fabulous time, as ever. Please enjoy this video of Zeus bogarting the catnip toy I was given at the convention to share with my cats.

Good evening, Twitter followers. I have returned from @ConFusionMI, and had a fabulous time, as ever. Please enjoy this video of Zeus bogarting the catnip toy I was given at the convention to share with my cats.

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Quoted @MaryRobinette

Churro French toast. CHURRO FRENCH TOAST @scalzi

Churro French toast. CHURRO FRENCH TOAST @scalzi

This is the dream.

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I will retweet this later, but my motto is *always* tweet about someone lovely you vaguely know writing books about evolution for kids. https://www.pozible.com/project/aunt-jodies-guide-to-evolution/?fbclid=IwAR1UMEpyIXrrkvjHNHHjUZKVYZOxpHYpICEi4vgxJUXI0y0c0A3qNF2MCwA … cc @scalzi @Suw @robinsloan @debcha @laurenbeukes @mikeyk

Krissy on the dance floor just before the dance I DJed. It filled up quite bit later.

Krissy on the dance floor just before the dance I DJed. It filled up quite bit later.

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"How dare you point out our intolerance"

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Quoted @alkali19

That is part of a joke in their advertising, so it's intentional

That is part of a joke in their advertising, so it's intentional

I feel slightly better about it then.

I cannot be the only one who read this hashtag as "Amazon shit cars how" and then "Amazon shit car show" before what's supposed to say. This was not good thinking in a promoted tweet, Amazon.

I cannot be the only one who read this hashtag as "Amazon shit cars how" and then "Amazon shit car show" before what's supposed to say. This was not good thinking in a promoted tweet, Amazon.

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I've been away from the Internet and the news for almost a day but surely nothing bad has gone on in the interim (checks news and social media) (closes computer) (walks into the sea)

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Caught this woman including me in her exercise selfie. I think this bodes well for my chances with her. Please advise.

Caught this woman including me in her exercise selfie. I think this bodes well for my chances with her. Please advise.

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In storytelling, there are reasons why ongoing series are set up as they are. Today on @scalzi's blog, I explain why THE BIG IDEA behind my Dark Arts series, starting in Book 2, THE IRON CODEX, is to break those rules and do something different:

On our way to @ConFusionMI!

On our way to @ConFusionMI!

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This is too easy

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Quoted @JonathanBarkan

What is a POSITIVE controversial film opinion you hold?

Guy Ritchie's The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is one of the most exciting and kinetic action films of the past decade and it deserves way more credit than it gets for its slick retro styling and making Henry Cavill charismatic long before MI:6.

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SFWA raising Pro Rate for short fiction to eight cents per word, effective September 1, 2019. https://www.sfwa.org/2019/01/sfwa-raising-pro-rate-for-short-fiction-to-eight-cents-per-word/ …

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The second story from @verge's "Better Worlds" is out, from @leighalexander. Check it out (there's an audio adaptation as well!):

Quoted @DailyCaller

Millennials Are So Helpless They’re Taking ‘Adulting Classes’ To Learn How To Do Things Like Sew A Button https://trib.al/gTADaHy 

Millennials Are So Helpless They’re Taking ‘Adulting Classes’ To Learn How To Do Things Like Sew A Button https://trib.al/gTADaHy 

They used to call this "Home Economics" and "Shop" and it was one of the useful things I was taught in middle school, along with Civics and Photography and lots of other useful things that have been removed from the curriculum because conservative politicians have cut funding.

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