David Vargas

David Vargas

@David_Cabelo

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Joined on January 11, 2011
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Hey Twitter ! I dropped my wedding ring in here and I can’t reach it with my hand or some sticky double sided tape. My next option is to tear this glue tape shit off. I’m going to continue trying but all options are on the table.Please help! Go!!! #Help #ToiletProblems #Plumber

@AstoriaHaiku My ring fell perfectly into that tiny hole on the side of my toilet. The toilet is sealed to my floor. I tried to reach in but pushed it in even further of course. I’m going to try with double sided tape. Thank you for reaching out. https://t.co/K25lRmBFas

@AstoriaHaiku My ring fell perfectly into that tiny hole on the side of my toilet. The toilet is sealed to my floor. I tried to reach in but pushed it in even further of course. I’m going to try with double sided tape. Thank you for reaching out. https://t.co/K25lRmBFas

Hey Twitter ! I dropped my wedding ring in here and I can’t reach it with my hand or some sticky double sided tape. My next option is to tear this glue tape shit off. I’m going to continue trying but all options are on the table.Please help! Go!!! #Help #ToiletProblems #Plumber

just another day in the life for the Man Who Stands Normal https://t.co/5zhccvxyDS
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just another day in the life for the Man Who Stands Normal https://t.co/5zhccvxyDS

Quoted @nypost

NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward https://t.co/G7QupeiXxz https://t.co/K11Xjr8QiM

NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward https://t.co/G7QupeiXxz https://t.co/K11Xjr8QiM

We are dead inside. In the last month we've discovered UFOs and now a parallel universe where time runs backward and we still dont give a shit and would rather yell and fight over our political beliefs. https://t.co/DggGbp70Aw

The president says he’s taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from Covid-19, even though it’s been shown to be completely ineffective. Side effects are paranoia, hallucinations & psychosis. I guess he’s been taking it for YEARS!

Really watching my weight right now because I don’t want to become Trumpidly obese.

Cancel Cancel Culture!

Wooo baby! The special is on a roll folks & I can’t thank you all enough for spreading the butter. Tonight will make a week & we’re almost at a mill. One more big push fatties & lets see if we can push this baby out. https://t.co/pZ3d3OPpcB. Thanks & Praise Allah! https://t.co/J53QcixVpq

Wooo baby! The special is on a roll folks & I can’t thank you all enough for spreading the butter. Tonight will make a week & we’re almost at a mill. One more big push fatties & lets see if we can push this baby out. https://t.co/pZ3d3OPpcB. Thanks & Praise Allah! https://t.co/J53QcixVpq

Speaker Pelosi tells @AC360 it’s not a good idea for President Trump to be taking hydroxychloroquine because of his age and the fact that he’s “morbidly obese”

Today, the president said the words "super duper missile." https://t.co/rMMFsfri5l

It’s crazy how the states with absolutely nothing to do are protesting for their rights to do stuff

One of the best joke writers I’ve seen in a long time: @marknorm has a new special coming out tonight on YouTube! Check it out here! https://t.co/R4Tgd1Uk5C

@billburr Whew, saving that one. Wow, thanks man. Means the world. Comedy!

Stephen Miller’s wife reportedly has COVID-19. Miller says he’s not worried because the virus doesn’t jump species.

We're now offering rooftop pickup. Just shout which movie you want into the Quickdrop return slot and Danny will huck it off the roof.

- Knock, knock - Who’s there? - World Health Organization - WHO?

They said put on a mask. They didn’t say which kind of mask! https://t.co/i7v30E8Vu7

They said put on a mask. They didn’t say which kind of mask! https://t.co/i7v30E8Vu7

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