Jordan Bellus

Jordan Bellus

@FartsDotGov

Followers65
Following385

Dog dad, beer guy, would rather be fishing or camping.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Joined on January 22, 2017
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @FartsDotGov and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
4 days
Average replies
891
Average retweets
19123
Average likes
49327
Tweets with photos
20 / 100
Tweets with videos
25 / 100
Tweets with links
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Its Monday, you gotta do what you gotta do........But you got dick......so you smoke some reefer, eat a Burger, salute the Flag, give Mama a stabbing and tell the neighbor to suck your dick, you're not lowering the music.....

XXL Magazine
11 days ago
Y’all remember when Rev Run used to drop knowledge from the tub? 😂 https://t.co/aWZmtj3oUI
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Y’all remember when Rev Run used to drop knowledge from the tub? 😂 https://t.co/aWZmtj3oUI

Jump into your car, drive away from city lights, check out the cosmic display. Lyrid meteor shower 2020 peaks this week! https://t.co/7oToKmSfuy

Colleen already spent our stimulus check on the soccer ball from Bend It Like Beckham.

Thank you Bernie Sanders for compromising your values, your morals, your strategy and the entire progressive fight for policy for me, a dementia ridden war criminal. https://t.co/ci6jYjsfVX

Hey @BidenInsultBot whats up with this Corn Teen malarkey

Its Monday, keep your chin up, wash your balls and avoid the news......its goes into your psych and it throws you off.....We're Americans and this too will pass.......Much love!

This morning's mental health must: what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—like: https://t.co/p7Ogz9HZLP

“Hey there cool cats and kittens!” is all the proof I need

Coco
2 months ago

This shitz funny.. the zombie sounds are awesome! Before I saw this I've been telling friends its so quiet outside dont be surprised if you see zombies soon! #toiletpapercrisis #QuaratineLife https://t.co/sNBPR2dZDG

Day 6 of missing in action hidin Joe Biden. Not hiding, I'm simply right here jack, I'm doin the whole thing, we got Game of Thrones, we got Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, all the greatest hits here at Jeffrey Epstein's beach house.

Keep on doing your part by staying inside and keeping a safe distance from one another. For those who don’t have that option for whatever reason...thank you and stay safe❤️ #FlattenTheCuve #QuaratineLife https://t.co/5OiJf4MvDc

What a damning indictment of Fox News from the Post video team here. https://t.co/r8Fz8vo5KV

@FartsDotGov @FartsDotGov Everybody in the neighborhood knows youse a applesauce suckin' cake walker

Give me a break man, this whole malarkey surrounding a relief for workers is just not real. Not true, it’s not right man, you know the deal, it’s a bunch of you know what. I’ll have Cornpop and Dicky McGeesaks deal with it later. Come on man.

Corona Virus Pandemic Blog : Day 2 I haven’t had sex in 4 months.

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this. https://t.co/dQMbhR5Oaa

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