Frau Gern

Frau Gern

@FrauGern

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Random thoughts of the easily bored

Joined on May 12, 2009

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What's the best way to handle an adult who, upon meeting my autistic child, says right in front of him, "Rain Man he's not."?

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My plot is now wrestling with every cliched trope that has ever been. It's like a teacher who can't name his new baby because every name belonged to a horrible student from the past.

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Gotta polish my skills and learn screenwriting, so found this.

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Germans are now posting memes that say, "Today I'm so stupid, I could govern America." *sigh*

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I took his stapler.

I took his stapler.

I did a favor for a friend and now I can count to seven in Arabic.

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This isn't something I normally share, but secrets are a burden. I confess-- I've always loved prologues.

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I can never remember the words to old songs and TV themes. "Spider Man, Spider Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web and his thighs Catches feet just like flies..."

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Guess what I'm doing for July 4.

Guess what I'm doing for July 4.

When your friend has a master's degree in education and writes, "for all intensive purposes."

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Husband is proudly talking about his man card now.

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I'm going to have nightmares.

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Husband trapped it with the colander on top of cardboard. I said we have to throw out the colander now. Husband says it only has a little bit of snake flavor. Kid is calling me a snake racist. A snake-ist.

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They say they took him to the greenbelt and he's gone. I'm still suspicious

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I'm barricaded in my room now, and a kid is trying to convince me to open the door.

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Husband is threatening to keep it as a pet and name it Mr Cuddles.

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The kids called us during date night to tell us there's a snake in the house. Nope nope nope nope nope. Not leaving this damn car. I've locked the doors.

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Struggling for writing inspiration, sometimes you have to look at the classics and remind yourself: these were all at one point just shitty first drafts.

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There are some people who can't understand a business email unless it's written in crayon.

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