Guy Portman

Guy Portman

@GuyPortman

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Writer, cynical social observer & sardonic humorist with introverted tendencies. Author of six books. Click on the link to claim your FREE copy of Necropolis.

West Sussex, England
Joined on December 21, 2011
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How many of these satires have you read? - https://t.co/8flERs5Ygm 

Six Satires From The Last Six Decades #Satire #WhatToRead https://t.co/o8oxvKS1B0

How many of these satires have you read? - https://t.co/8flERs5Ygm Six Satires From The Last Six Decades #Satire #WhatToRead https://t.co/o8oxvKS1B0

Transgressive Fiction: A History - https://t.co/8CLc9k9Hv4
Transgressive literature is a genre that focuses on characters who feel confined by … #TransgressiveFiction #Reading https://t.co/kBhuGf7FGd

Transgressive Fiction: A History - https://t.co/8CLc9k9Hv4 Transgressive literature is a genre that focuses on characters who feel confined by … #TransgressiveFiction #Reading https://t.co/kBhuGf7FGd

The future may not be bright but it’s hilarious. (Tomorrow's World: $1.99/99p on Amazon) - https://t.co/HNkQ25qsUH #TheFuture #HumourFiction #MustRead https://t.co/ZRoYx9Zii0

The future may not be bright but it’s hilarious. (Tomorrow's World: $1.99/99p on Amazon) - https://t.co/HNkQ25qsUH #TheFuture #HumourFiction #MustRead https://t.co/ZRoYx9Zii0

Check Out These 8 Darkly Humorous Reading Recommendations - https://t.co/4eWQul6jH2 #DarkHumour #Bibliophile #Reading https://t.co/DZwWHeQQ2Z

Check Out These 8 Darkly Humorous Reading Recommendations - https://t.co/4eWQul6jH2 #DarkHumour #Bibliophile #Reading https://t.co/DZwWHeQQ2Z

Self-isolating isn’t all bad. About to crack open this box of Corona. And it’s the perfect weather for the Mexican amber nectar. #FridayThoughts #Lockdown3 #beeroclock https://t.co/mP7umFoqnC

Self-isolating isn’t all bad. About to crack open this box of Corona. And it’s the perfect weather for the Mexican amber nectar. #FridayThoughts #Lockdown3 #beeroclock https://t.co/mP7umFoqnC

If you like dark humour you'll love Necropolis. Click on the link to claim your FREE copy (800+ Ratings on Goodreads) - https://t.co/XXHd4Ww4qC #MustRead #TransgressiveFiction https://t.co/LWiP3upjHc

If you like dark humour you'll love Necropolis. Click on the link to claim your FREE copy (800+ Ratings on Goodreads) - https://t.co/XXHd4Ww4qC #MustRead #TransgressiveFiction https://t.co/LWiP3upjHc

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. -- Voltaire

#3 Necropolis Trilogy - You can’t keep a good sociopath down.

https://t.co/7kQKWQ4XaC #Crime #Bibliophile #Kindle https://t.co/BN4ODrYsk5

#3 Necropolis Trilogy - You can’t keep a good sociopath down. https://t.co/7kQKWQ4XaC #Crime #Bibliophile #Kindle https://t.co/BN4ODrYsk5

We don't have friends, so we watch 'Friends' on TV. -- Chuck Palahniuk

If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published. – Anonymous

#1 Necropolis Trilogy - What is a sociopath to do? https://t.co/zDhkVKpsab ‘… a mix between The Office and American Psycho’ #Book #MustRead #NecropolisTrilogy https://t.co/lfgbTTS5z7

#1 Necropolis Trilogy - What is a sociopath to do? https://t.co/zDhkVKpsab ‘… a mix between The Office and American Psycho’ #Book #MustRead #NecropolisTrilogy https://t.co/lfgbTTS5z7

The future is uncertain but the end is always near. ― Jim Morrison

Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. – Francis Bacon

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. – Groucho Marx

What we don't understand we can make mean anything. -- Chuck Palahniuk

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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