James Felton

James Felton

@JimMFelton

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Following3.9K

TV and Radio comedy writer: BAFTA winning The Dog Ate My Homework, The Guessing Game, BTN & others. Author of 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend.

Joined on December 04, 2014

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @JimMFelton and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
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Average retweets
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Average likes
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When someone you know in real life sees what you do on twitter

When someone you know in real life sees what you do on twitter

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Jesus fucking christ Republicans. If you're defending a regime that's forcing three year olds to choose which parent they want to be deported, maybe have a little think about whether you're on the right side of history?

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Reminder that the main opportunity some Brexiters see in a no deal brexit is to trouser even more cash than they currently already have as millionaires

Reminder that the main opportunity some Brexiters see in a no deal brexit is to trouser even more cash than they currently already have as millionaires

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Quoted @TeaAndCopy

What silly, jokey thing do you always do that infuriates your partner/friends/family?

In a world gone tits up, restore your faith in humanity with this ever-growing thread of pure gold. 👇

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Trump: I like to fuck dogs Headline: President Sparks Canine Controversy Trump: Any breed. Pug, spaniel. So sexy Headline: Republicans Say Democrats ‘Playing The Dog Card’ Trump: Seriously. I’ll cornhole a pooch right now Headline: Trump Connects With Middle America Dog Owners

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Brexiters Nigel Farage’s wife 🤝 Trying to pretend a shit pound is what they always wanted

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Unpopular opinion: the phrase ‘unpopular opinion’ takes too long to type, and should become a single word — unopopularinion.

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This is my first meme, Jomothy do good?

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Brexiters Nigel Farage’s wife 🤝 Trying to pretend a shit pound is what they always wanted

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Replying to @IainDale

There is. It’s in October.

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Quoted @Nigel_Farage

Ursula von der Leyen has scraped in by 9 votes. Power but no legitimacy.

51:49: “scraped in, no legitimacy” 52:48: “WILL OF THE PEOPLE, HARD BREXIT NOW”

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Replying to @JimMFelton

I was desperate for this to be a 52:48 result. Sadly, was 51:49. Just one percentage point short of a crushing victory.

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Second thoughts, have at it. Let’s pull at that thread.

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Quoted @Nigel_Farage

Ursula von der Leyen has scraped in by 9 votes. Power but no legitimacy.

I’m not sure “if you win by a tiny margin you have no legitimacy” is an argument you want to make there Nigel.

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“Just shutting down our democracy because democratically elected representatives might stop me doing something I don’t have a mandate to do” “Ah right so, sounds grand”

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Honestly can you imagine literally any other circumstances where a future PM could say “yeah might shut down parliament till I get what I want” and half the population thinks “yeah ok seems fine”. We’ve lost our fucking minds.

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Quoted @SkyNewsPolitics

Team Johnson considering plan to suspend parliament before Brexit https://trib.al/AnWhBi0 

Having representation and a say in EU parliament: Unacceptable Having zero representation in UK and just doing whatever the fuck the new PM feels like at the time: Ah, democracy in action

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Quoted @SkyNewsPolitics

Team Johnson considering plan to suspend parliament before Brexit https://trib.al/AnWhBi0 

Letting people vote again: YOU FASCIST UNDEMOCRATIC REMOANING FUCKING TRAITOR Shutting down Parliamentary democracy: Somehow fine

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Replying to @TeaAndCopy

When sending money by online bank transfer, I'll pay around 30p less than the agreed amount

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Quoted @SamGyimah

Alan Turing is an inspirational choice for the new £50 note. And it says so much about who we are as a country today. Terrific! https://twitter.com/bankofengland/status/1150711737282453504 …

Some chutzpah from Mr Gyimah who filibustered my #TuringBill - a bill which, in honour of Alan Turing, would have automatically pardoned all gay men living with convictions for crimes no longer on the statute book. The progressive @scotgov picked up the bill & passed it into law.

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Replying to @Michael_Heaver @TiceRichard

Nice of you to turn up!

Those of us who don’t turn our backs on our neighbours are busy working with them in our respective groups.

Here’s the S&D group right now, where we are discussing the candidacy of Ursula von der Leyen.

How’s your evening going?

Nice of you to turn up! Those of us who don’t turn our backs on our neighbours are busy working with them in our respective groups. Here’s the S&D group right now, where we are discussing the candidacy of Ursula von der Leyen. How’s your evening going?

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