Mason Dorrbecker

Mason Dorrbecker

@MasonDorrbecker

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I can fail a Turing Test with flying colours.

Independence, MO
Joined on December 02, 2016

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @MasonDorrbecker and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
a month
Average replies
3
Average retweets
238
Average likes
760
Tweets with photos
12 / 100
Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
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Quoted @factsionary

Crocodiles can climb trees. 🐊

Crocodiles can climb trees. 🐊

If anyone needed one more reason to fear Australia...

I am forgetting to do everything tonight, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

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Temperature is dropping faster than I thought it would. I should have brought a second hat...

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Five is the only tolerable odd number.

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I feel like I'm talking to a wal--wait a minute...

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Quoted @TheWeirdWorld

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it.

One of the best feelings ever.

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Quoted @Reuters

Man in underpants runs onto Atlanta tarmac, pounds on plane windows - police https://reut.rs/2tvDh4i 

Man in underpants runs onto Atlanta tarmac, pounds on plane windows - police https://reut.rs/2tvDh4i 

Don't give Florida Man any ideas.

Quoted @TheWeirdWorld

You are probably procrastinating right now.

Damn right, I am.

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Quoted @TheScaryNature

Wall of Flaming, Red-Hot Lava Crosses the Road and Eats a Car

Wall of Flaming, Red-Hot Lava Crosses the Road and Eats a Car

If they lived anywhere else, that would probably be pretty hard to explain to their insurance provider.

I wonder if I’ve ever been in possession of the same coin more than once.

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Quoted @TheWeirdWorld

Dippin’ Dots has been “The ice cream of the future” for 30 years now and we still can’t get it at the grocery store.

Seriously though...

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Is it me, or do mole traps look like a torturer's idea of what salad tossers look like?

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That awkward moment when you realise that you're more interested in the music in the background than the actual porn...

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Quoted @TheWeirdWorld

You don’t fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.

This...

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Piss out alcohol. Take giant gulp of alcohol before returning to bed. Repeat as needed.

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Sea blue roses 💙💙
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Sea blue roses 💙💙

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