Redperilx

Redperilx

@Redperilx

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I’m the meatsafe murderer only I never done it

Joined on May 21, 2010

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The most impenetrable Irish accent I've ever heard.  Particularly like the bit right at the end of this where he seems to get possessed by the Devil for 5 seconds.

The most impenetrable Irish accent I've ever heard. Particularly like the bit right at the end of this where he seems to get possessed by the Devil for 5 seconds.

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"Alexa... my heart" "Playing achy breaky heart" "No... I'm having a heart attack" "Art attack is a 90s children's TV show..." "Alexa my arm is sore" "New alarm set for four" "Alexa for the love of fuck call me an ambulance" "Thank you, I will now refer to you as an ambulance"

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Loneliness isn't being alone, it's being disconnected. The Great Get Together is helping people to build new and stronger connections in their communities, but not everyone who needs us knows we're here. Could you retweet to help us reach them? #LonelinessAwarenessWeek

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Quoted @Martin_Veart

My daughter Sophia went out Saturday night in #Edinburgh and did not return home. We were to go to Glasgow this afternoon for an important event. If anyone sees her, please tell her to get in contact. I’m very worried.

My daughter Sophia went out Saturday night in #Edinburgh and did not return home. We were to go to Glasgow this afternoon for an important event. If anyone sees her, please tell her to get in contact. I’m very worried.

Edinburgh folk. Please retweet.

Quoted @jonlis1

OK, everyone. I think it’s time I told my Boris Johnson story. It’s a story about the time as foreign secretary where Johnson committed a straightforward resigning offence, got caught out, then got away with it. Thread.

Opportunity cracks, opportunity stutters.... (oh god help us).. please pass it on

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I used to work with a colleague who claimed to judge people on the basis of how they would have acted in Vichy France. Are they the kind of person who'd be sleeping with the Nazis for new nylons? Or blowing up the train lines? 
Don't know why I thought of that this afternoon..
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I used to work with a colleague who claimed to judge people on the basis of how they would have acted in Vichy France. Are they the kind of person who'd be sleeping with the Nazis for new nylons? Or blowing up the train lines? Don't know why I thought of that this afternoon..

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But will science ever find an answer to Anne Widdecombe?

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ive got to get out more

ive got to get out more

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Just voted in the European Elections. Gave it a huge amount of thought and in the end went for Albania. They work hard and they deserve it. Give me hope Tirana, in the morning sun. Give me hope Tirana, till the day is done 🇦🇱

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Replying to @beerbikesbacon @therealfitz

I slapped it hard and threw a pumpkin at it

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The Brexit Party has banned Channel 4 News from attending future events organised by the party. Please retweet if you think that other broadcasters should now boycott events hosted by The Brexit Party in solidarity with @Channel4News.

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😂

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Sussed it. How I run to Windsor (without accidentally dying). Treadmill on the back of a lorry (with an alfresco bar) and @arobertwebb (weather permitting) in the front cab, "coaching" me over a tannoy. Flanked by a chapter of Hell's Angels. Wallop. @comicrelief #comicrelief

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Ok. Let’s see how big this can get. If you want to Remain in the EU, please retweet this tweet.

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joe
2 months ago

her: shall we try a little roleplay in the bedroom me: sure *rolls a 1 on a d20, fails my charisma test* i have been eaten by a tree

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Cantona at Soccer Aid last year 😂

“Get on the pitch? I jumped in the stand to kick a hooligan."

Cantona at Soccer Aid last year 😂 “Get on the pitch? I jumped in the stand to kick a hooligan."

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When you realise you’ve come out with no poo bags.

When you realise you’ve come out with no poo bags.

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Congratulations to @ManUtdWomen who have been crowned Champions after a 7-0 victory today. Well done, ladies. 🇾🇪 #mufc

Congratulations to @ManUtdWomen who have been crowned Champions after a 7-0 victory today. Well done, ladies. 🇾🇪 #mufc

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Stagefright is the great curse of the vanner. I have seen some wonderful vanners who one day simply couldn’t open the hatch. But if your hand isn’t shaking when you go for the hatch, you’re in the wrong game. Just get it open + let the roar of the punters wash over you like lava.

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Andrew R
3 months ago
Great. Just when you think things can't get any worse, fucking Sauron shows up.

Great. Just when you think things can't get any worse, fucking Sauron shows up.

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