Simiyu Rombosia

Simiyu Rombosia

@SimiyuRombosia

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Joined on April 25, 2014
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In case you wanted to remember the reception when a real president walked through a park near the @WhiteHouse. https://t.co/ZLYi3q1PdM

Thomas Fuller, the slave with remarkable calculation power who was used by antislavery campaigners as a demonstration that blacks were not mentally inferior to whites. https://t.co/wrHrQ0lEKi
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Thomas Fuller, the slave with remarkable calculation power who was used by antislavery campaigners as a demonstration that blacks were not mentally inferior to whites. https://t.co/wrHrQ0lEKi

Wine
11 days ago
Did you know that in 1958 a black man named Clennon King applied to the University of Mississippi and was admitted to an asylum. The judge ruled that only insanity could make a black man think he could apply to the university.

1958 was only 62 years ago.... https://t.co/PXCdtBZGBl
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Did you know that in 1958 a black man named Clennon King applied to the University of Mississippi and was admitted to an asylum. The judge ruled that only insanity could make a black man think he could apply to the university. 1958 was only 62 years ago.... https://t.co/PXCdtBZGBl

¢
13 days ago

For my essentials who wear glasses https://t.co/7uN3stY5iX

Don’t feel bad when you make English grammatical errors, it’s your body fighting back colonialism

been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening

True love is displayed in this photo. This man could have asked his wife to carry him too but he preferred to walk by himself. Awww! https://t.co/Q7lCFfZMND

True love is displayed in this photo. This man could have asked his wife to carry him too but he preferred to walk by himself. Awww! https://t.co/Q7lCFfZMND

Quoted @kipmurkomen

For as long as Nairobi County Government is managed by the military men like a Baracks, ACCOUNTABILITY will be a MIRAGE. We must leave our military men outside the day to day management of civilians’ political affairs https://t.co/69IaA7BohL

Kenyans ADMIRE and ADORE our men and women in KDF...why soil their image and standing by appointing them as PROCUREMENT MANAGERS of a DINGY joint like CITY HALL? https://t.co/KuS7UUKuNj

Minister of Health in Tanzania announcing Good News of " Fast tracked Covid 19 recoveries " 😂 as ordered by President Magufuli . No announcement on new cases. When a Dictator says " I don't want to hear bad news " he means it. 😂😂 https://t.co/c9M7tyZjiP

As much as I pitty the way our fellow Kenyans are being treated in outside countries, the same people went to those countries at their own free will, with their own resources. I don't think expecting the government to come through for them financially is mandatory🙄. My thoughts*

"The curve is flattening; we can end lockdown now" = "This parachute has slowed my rate of descent; I can take it off now"

Quoted @NationBreaking

KENYAN EMBASSY in Beijing asks Kenyans willing to be evacuated at own cost in wake of attacks to file details, says they must be coronavirus free. https://t.co/k11SoLvPXC

KENYAN EMBASSY in Beijing asks Kenyans willing to be evacuated at own cost in wake of attacks to file details, says they must be coronavirus free. https://t.co/k11SoLvPXC

Africa, we must evacuate our people who want to leave China. We must uphold our dignity. ET shipped Jack Ma’s donations. It should bring our people home. @_AfricanUnion @AUC_MoussaFaki @CyrilRamaphosa Wakenya shall we crowd fund for our brothers and sisters? #UbuntuSolidarity https://t.co/hRIzcTkNS2

Wambui
2 months ago

In Feb, KQ's Ali Gire almost lost his job coz of video of unequipped staff receiving pax from China Today Transport CS James Macharia who called Ali a criminal was at JKIA wearing a mask to receive supplies from China via KQ Things Ali wanted staff to be equipped with! Amazing!

.@HEBobiwine has partnered with businessman Neil Nelson to airlift affected Africans and African-Americans out of China. https://t.co/pw4lPiLouF

Halting funding for the World Health Organization during a world health crisis is as dangerous as it sounds. Their work is slowing the spread of COVID-19 and if that work is stopped no other organization can replace them. The world needs @WHO now more than ever.

Dr.
2 months ago

Quoted @EzekielMutua

The perverts who are creating such obscenity like "Nikikupea utawezana" should be ashamed of themselves. Media houses promoting such crap too are a disgrace. Artistes should be creating inspiring content to help combat COVID-19 pandemic, not promoting sexual perversion.

As one PhD to another, this is a fight you can't win. For various academic & social reasons. Academic: You & I are in different fields. I have my innovations & so do you (do you?) due to interests & inspiration. We can't have people talking about same thing, at any time. 1/3 https://t.co/vbbDhIHZId

There are three types of prisoners in Kenya. Those HELPLESSLY HOOKED to @WilliamsRuto, those HAPLESSLY CLAMPED to @RailaOdinga & those CLUELESSNESS GLUED to fear of Owuor. It's a waste of time to try save any of them. Live your life and if you can, monetise those addictions. Tuju

Spare a thought for DRC. Just two days away from being able to announce their Ebola outbreak is over, a new case appears (2,200 have died). Now they’re fighting Ebola, Covid19 and measles.

gathara
2 months ago

Quoted @OliverMathenge

Today's daily briefing by either Health CS Mutahi Kagwe or CAS Mercy Mwangangi is expected this afternoon from 2.30pm onwards. https://t.co/m5h4qlpBHw

Today's daily briefing by either Health CS Mutahi Kagwe or CAS Mercy Mwangangi is expected this afternoon from 2.30pm onwards. https://t.co/m5h4qlpBHw

Mpaka we've given up on a specific time. These GoK folks who are always in so much of a hurry l, pushing others off the roads on normal days cannot even keep time when the roads are empty. https://t.co/s3QKzwHsLf

The cost of bread, milk, cream, cooking gas, fuel, vaccines & a host of medical products is expected to shoot up in an ironic twist of a government giving from one hand as it takes with the other following the introduction of 2020 Amendment Bill. Thoughts? #Talk2Nation https://t.co/tB2lw0pTnV

The cost of bread, milk, cream, cooking gas, fuel, vaccines & a host of medical products is expected to shoot up in an ironic twist of a government giving from one hand as it takes with the other following the introduction of 2020 Amendment Bill. Thoughts? #Talk2Nation https://t.co/tB2lw0pTnV

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