Michaela Connelly

Michaela Connelly

@magpiemmc

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As the saying goes...I'm a classy, well educated, intelligent woman who says fuck a lot.

Florida
Joined on November 22, 2014

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Oranges are apparently really small in Italy.

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You know how the #DeclarationOfIndependence is said to have been signed in August or whatever? They probably signed it in July and it took the court house weeks to file it. Courts have been slow since Day 1! #FourthofJuly #July4th #IndependenceDay

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People I went to high school with: it's very rude to have your profile on private so I can't snoop to see which of us turned out better.

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Now: Take me seriously!
Later: jkkkk lolz just take me.

Now: Take me seriously! Later: jkkkk lolz just take me.

To me, Joel McHale's face says "Yep. I'm doing this."

To me, Joel McHale's face says "Yep. I'm doing this."

I wish people knew the difference between plot hole and incontinuity.

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Preparing to watch the new #LionKing

Preparing to watch the new #LionKing

Ransom note for millionaire Ronald Thump. #DonaldTrump #rugrats #Nickelodeon

Ransom note for millionaire Ronald Thump. #DonaldTrump #rugrats #Nickelodeon

Tommy sounds like he's been smoking for 40 years. #rugrats

Tommy sounds like he's been smoking for 40 years. #rugrats

In celebration of #NationalHamburgerDay I'll be hanging out with my girl, Wendy. @Wendys

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The best part of The League is that you don't have to understand fantasy football. It's still hilarious.

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When did @Uber start charging a booking fee?!

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I'm at the doctor's office and I hear the admin girls gossiping about doctors. After about a minute I realize they're talking about Grey's Anatomy! #GreysAnatomy

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Watching Zach Braff's 2007 SNL episode. He would have made a great cast member.

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The possibility of an undesirable outcome shouldn't stop people from living. That's living in fear.

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"Don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" is not sound reasoning. By that logic: Don't drive if you don't want to get in a crash. Don't get married if you don't want to get a divorce. #AbortionRights

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I'm so grateful I had this option. If I had that baby when I wasn't ready (and with a loser would-be dad) I probably wouldn't have finished college. #RoeVWade

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Watching the Zac Efron Ted Bundy movie. I thought Jerry was played by Chaz Bono. Googled it. Nope. Haley Joel Osment. #oops #ZacEfron #TedBundyMovie

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Judy Greer is like an adorable cartoon come to life.

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