zach✍️

zach✍️

@xiaolongbaobabe

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🏳️‍🌈🇨🇳🇺🇸 im an organic whole grain 18 year old idiot. they/them.

maryland, usa
Joined on June 04, 2018

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We looked inside some of the tweets by @xiaolongbaobabe and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
17 days
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My mom didn't want to use the candles for our altar so she started using my owo lamp instead 

I'm so sorry Jesus
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My mom didn't want to use the candles for our altar so she started using my owo lamp instead I'm so sorry Jesus

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idk if this makes sense but its so weird. like. i know this? muscle memory is wild

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something weird: pretend that there’s a computer keyboard in front of you. pretend to type something with that keyboard. u will know where to put ur fingers for each letter

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YaLl JuST adDinG yOUr FaCE tO thE gOvERnMenT DatABAse.

YaLl JuST adDinG yOUr FaCE tO thE gOvERnMenT DatABAse.

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Quoted @Variety

For the first time in eight years, Netflix has lost subscribers in the U.S. https://trib.al/E1s6lbr 

For the first time in eight years, Netflix has lost subscribers in the U.S. https://trib.al/E1s6lbr 

Netflix cancelled Daredevil so Daredevil cancelled Netflix

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jet black from cowboy bebop but hes carrying ein in one of those dog carrier slings

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Brady
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Drinking a small amount of Mcdonalds Sprite every day so I become immune to the electric chair

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drinking mtn dew baja blast for the first time in my life. why does it look like poison

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went to a farm to get fresh chicken and the guy picked blackberries from a bush for me saying “its for the little kid” it was nice and i appreciate it cuz they were good but. im. 18. do i really look that young

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this will never not be so fucking funny to me
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this will never not be so fucking funny to me

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lrt sorry i kinda wanna make it lol

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Perfect your rice with a rice cooker! 🍚

Perfect your rice with a rice cooker! 🍚

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me checking my bank account in the line at Starbucks before ordering my iced coffee

me checking my bank account in the line at Starbucks before ordering my iced coffee

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wanted to do my own take on ladybug 🐞
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wanted to do my own take on ladybug 🐞

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😭
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😭

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#GoodOmens Dinner date at Ritz 💕💕💕

#GoodOmens Dinner date at Ritz 💕💕💕

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In fic when matt murdock needs an alias, mike is the inside joke for comic readers, but gary is the galaxy brain reference

In fic when matt murdock needs an alias, mike is the inside joke for comic readers, but gary is the galaxy brain reference

The cats movie trailer looks like if somebody who just learned what a fursona is tried to direct The Polar Express

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